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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards

    TransPerth has proudly announced it is roaring into the mid 2010s today by announcing that commuters will be able to pay for their fare with…

    Belle September 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK

    A local office drone has been left with an overwhelming sense that everything is going to be OK in the world after the AI software…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    HR manager responsible for 75% of employee stress suddenly wondering if they’re OK

    HR manager Liz has taken a 20-minute break from her reign of terror over the staff at a Perth consultancy firm to herd everyone into…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Local Kiwi reckons everything is choicer about NZ than Australia except evidently, living there

    A New Zealand expat has just finished another pub session loudly proclaiming the supremacy of New Zealand over his adopted country of residence. From the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Local old mate vows to chain himself to a barstool if one more historic pub announces its closing

    An old mate residing in the Fremantle area has handled the news that two of his favourite hangouts are closing by the end of the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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Featured From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Guys Who Punt On Ridiculous Multis

Belle March 17, 2022

Bit of a double standard when it comes to making a 50x return on your money. When it’s an old high school acquaintance sliding into…

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Perth & WA Locations Featured

Mr Scarborough

Belle March 15, 2022

Brad is a 3-day old bowl of leftovers slowly being scraped into the bin of middle life. This self-professed bad boy of Scabs proudly brandishes…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Baysie Bridge To Be Used As Wall Between NOR & SOR Due To Unrivalled Stopping Power

Belle March 15, 2022

Metronet has confirmed that the material from the demolished Bayswater Bridge will be repurposed and used to finally build a wall separating North & South…

View More Baysie Bridge To Be Used As Wall Between NOR & SOR Due To Unrivalled Stopping Power
BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Truckie Defies Belief And Successfully Navigates Bayswater Bridge

Belle March 14, 2022

Despite the odds, an experienced truck driver drove through the notorious underpass “with ease” this morning after properly planning his route with consideration for the…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

“Moot” Shortages Imminent as Cost Of Emitting Diesel Soot Soars

Belle March 10, 2022

Experts warn that the rising price of diesel is going to have a serious impact on the “moot” getting abilities of WA’s most obnoxious soot…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

REPORT: “Adulting” On The Rise Among State’s Most Useless Citizens

Belle March 9, 2022

A recent study has found that incidents of #adulting are on the rise among Western Australia’s most incompetent citzens who were evidently breastfed to the…

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