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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Coles attends perth defence Expo to find new military-grade surveillance partner after it didn’t work out with Palantir

    Coles is on the look out for a new surveillance partner after having to cut ties with Palantir over the public’s concerns over the parrtnership.…

    Belle October 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    WA mysteriously inundated with offers from Colombia after hearing about our brick shortage

    Western Australia has been blown away by the incredible number of offers coming from Colombian businessmen to help solve our brick shortage. We spoke to…

    Belle October 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Australian citizenship to be revoked for anyone calling their ute a ‘truck’

    The Australian Government has announced a strict anti-seppo law that aims to reverse the cultural rot rapidly creeping into our great Nation. Under the new…

    Belle October 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time

    Andy doesn’t have a problem. Just ask him. His Zooper Dooper consumption is fully under control. These are the lies that Andy tells himself each…

    Belle October 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence

    The Australian Government has announced that anyone commenting on Bindi Raye’s posts like she was a real person would be stripped of their right to…

    Belle September 30, 2026
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From the Zoo Featured

IN FOCUS: Range Rover Drivers

Belle January 14, 2023

The most important thing to remember when you encounter a Range Rover in the wild is to get out of the way. Unless your kid…

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BREAKING NEWS Business Featured

Notre Dame University gives up, offers courses in TikTok influencing

Belle January 14, 2023 uni

In a move that probably won’t shock society as much as it should, Notre Dame University has decided to throw in the tertiary-education-towel and just…

View More Notre Dame University gives up, offers courses in TikTok influencing
Featured From the Zoo

5 Hottest Spots to Show Off Your FIFO Wealth This Weekend 

Belle January 13, 2023

Elizabeth Quay – what do you think people think when they see a bloke drown his latest FIFO floating toy in an act of bunglessness? They…

View More 5 Hottest Spots to Show Off Your FIFO Wealth This Weekend 
BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Satan Apologises To Perth For Smoke Cover, Confirms He’s Just Throwing a BBQ For New Arrival 

Belle January 11, 2023

The Prince of Darkness has reached out to Perth to apologise for his role in adding additional smoke to the city. However, confirms it’s just…

View More Satan Apologises To Perth For Smoke Cover, Confirms He’s Just Throwing a BBQ For New Arrival 
BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Colour Blind Eshay Shocked To Learn Red Shoe Ban Won’t Apply To Him

Belle January 10, 2023

A colour-blind NOR eshay is in pieces today after being informed by his mum that he will still be able to attend Bar1 because the…

View More Colour Blind Eshay Shocked To Learn Red Shoe Ban Won’t Apply To Him
BREAKING NEWS True-ish Crime

Red Shoe Ban A Real Blow For The 5 Wearers Not Already Banned From All Licenced Premises in WA

Belle January 9, 2023

Yesterday, Bar1 in Hillarys announced that red shoes will be banned from their nightclub in what can only be seen as an attempt to de-eshay…

View More Red Shoe Ban A Real Blow For The 5 Wearers Not Already Banned From All Licenced Premises in WA

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