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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards

    TransPerth has proudly announced it is roaring into the mid 2010s today by announcing that commuters will be able to pay for their fare with…

    Belle September 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK

    A local office drone has been left with an overwhelming sense that everything is going to be OK in the world after the AI software…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    HR manager responsible for 75% of employee stress suddenly wondering if they’re OK

    HR manager Liz has taken a 20-minute break from her reign of terror over the staff at a Perth consultancy firm to herd everyone into…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Local Kiwi reckons everything is choicer about NZ than Australia except evidently, living there

    A New Zealand expat has just finished another pub session loudly proclaiming the supremacy of New Zealand over his adopted country of residence. From the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Local old mate vows to chain himself to a barstool if one more historic pub announces its closing

    An old mate residing in the Fremantle area has handled the news that two of his favourite hangouts are closing by the end of the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Entitled Dog Owners To Be Leashed, Muzzled Under Radical Plan To Prevent Attacks

Belle January 30, 2022 Bogan

To prevent unnecessary attacks, a radical WA plan seeks to keep the community safe from entitled dog owners by requiring they be leashed at all…

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Camry Driver Smashes Stereotype, Replaces Tissue Box with Wet Wipes on Parcel Shelf

Belle January 29, 2022 car

Johnny has had an absolute gutful of people unfairly stereotyping Camry drivers as people born into the land that driving ability forgot.  Not only does…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Blokes who wear Tapout gear

Belle January 29, 2022 tough guy

Essentially, two types of people wear Tapout – sponsored MMA fighters and dudes who spend their weekend getting off their head and shadow boxing in…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Fitting a Summer’s Worth of Broken Promises Into The Final Week of School Holidays

Belle January 28, 2022 Parenting

There is nothing like frantically trying to fit a summer’s worth of broken promises in 2 days because frankly, school holidays are a relentless, nagging…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

BREAKING: More People To Enjoy Explosions At Massage Joints Than Skyworks Tonight

Belle January 26, 2022

Early reports suggest Skyworks 2022 is a bit of a fizzer. With most Western Australian’s opting to enjoy a more localised explosion down at their…

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Family To Skip Skyworks Over Fears of Getting Infected With Case Of Having-a-shit-time

Belle January 26, 2022

A Dianella family has sensationally pulled the pin on their plans to attend the City of Perth Skyworks this evening over fears they could all…

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