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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Coles attends perth defence Expo to find new military-grade surveillance partner after it didn’t work out with Palantir

    Coles is on the look out for a new surveillance partner after having to cut ties with Palantir over the public’s concerns over the parrtnership.…

    Belle October 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    WA mysteriously inundated with offers from Colombia after hearing about our brick shortage

    Western Australia has been blown away by the incredible number of offers coming from Colombian businessmen to help solve our brick shortage. We spoke to…

    Belle October 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Australian citizenship to be revoked for anyone calling their ute a ‘truck’

    The Australian Government has announced a strict anti-seppo law that aims to reverse the cultural rot rapidly creeping into our great Nation. Under the new…

    Belle October 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time

    Andy doesn’t have a problem. Just ask him. His Zooper Dooper consumption is fully under control. These are the lies that Andy tells himself each…

    Belle October 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence

    The Australian Government has announced that anyone commenting on Bindi Raye’s posts like she was a real person would be stripped of their right to…

    Belle September 30, 2026
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Featured From the Zoo

Why a Bali Bonk Ban Will Be Fark All 

Belle December 3, 2022

You can imagine my suproiiise when I came across an article this morning during me 3rd morning shit. Those Bali dogs are threatening to take…

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BREAKING NEWS

Millennial’s claims she went to the beach not believed in the absence of even one story post

Belle December 2, 2022

Stephanie has been met with a fierce wall of disbelief after telling a group of friends that she went to the beach the other day.…

View More Millennial’s claims she went to the beach not believed in the absence of even one story post
BREAKING NEWS Local

WA urges commuters to relax, Roe St upgrade should be done by next Halley’s Comet 

Belle December 2, 2022

The WA Government has heard the constant grumblings from city commuters about the Roe St clusterfuck and has assured them that they can take a…

View More WA urges commuters to relax, Roe St upgrade should be done by next Halley’s Comet 
BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

CoComelon heavy Spotify Wrapped playlist the final nail in young dad’s partying coffin

Belle December 1, 2022

“This is who I am now”, a young father lamented after checking out his Spotify Wrapped playlist for 2022 to see it absolutely dominated by…

View More CoComelon heavy Spotify Wrapped playlist the final nail in young dad’s partying coffin
Reckons Featured

PART 2 of How to Avoid Offending West Aussies

Belle November 30, 2022

So you’ve learned the basics, now time for some nuance.  Respecting the Boomtown – In WA, people are very passionate about the fact the WA…

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BREAKING NEWS Local

Seasoned Hill Dweller Shocked To Learn Perth Has Beaches 

Belle November 30, 2022

Jailyn always assumed stories of Perth’s coast were just fanciful fairy tales told to hill dwellers by their parents to scare their children away from…

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  • FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time
  • Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence
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