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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Coles attends perth defence Expo to find new military-grade surveillance partner after it didn’t work out with Palantir

    Coles is on the look out for a new surveillance partner after having to cut ties with Palantir over the public’s concerns over the parrtnership.…

    Belle October 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    WA mysteriously inundated with offers from Colombia after hearing about our brick shortage

    Western Australia has been blown away by the incredible number of offers coming from Colombian businessmen to help solve our brick shortage. We spoke to…

    Belle October 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Australian citizenship to be revoked for anyone calling their ute a ‘truck’

    The Australian Government has announced a strict anti-seppo law that aims to reverse the cultural rot rapidly creeping into our great Nation. Under the new…

    Belle October 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time

    Andy doesn’t have a problem. Just ask him. His Zooper Dooper consumption is fully under control. These are the lies that Andy tells himself each…

    Belle October 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence

    The Australian Government has announced that anyone commenting on Bindi Raye’s posts like she was a real person would be stripped of their right to…

    Belle September 30, 2026
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Colosseum-style battle royale planned between Langer & Aus players to boost attendance at Perth Stadium 

Belle November 30, 2022

It’s no surprise that Perth Stadium is looking like a British dental waiting room. 35 degrees, expensive tickets, and a midweek test. Nevertheless, to avoid…

View More Colosseum-style battle royale planned between Langer & Aus players to boost attendance at Perth Stadium 
BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Man Completes Apprenticeship Before Tradie Rocks Up For The Job

Belle November 29, 2022

Perth man Tim was so tired of waiting for a plumber to rock up and fix the leaking taps that he decided to undertake a…

View More Perth Man Completes Apprenticeship Before Tradie Rocks Up For The Job
From the Zoo Featured

4 Essential Tips For Selling Your Shitbox On Marketplace

Belle November 29, 2022

Although they didn’t know it at the time, Latin speakers coined the term “caveat emptor” specifically for the second hand FB/Gumtree car market. It’s a…

View More 4 Essential Tips For Selling Your Shitbox On Marketplace
Sports, Auto & Hobbies Featured

Mr “I Should’ve Been Drafted”

Belle November 28, 2022 sports

Jacko peaked so hard in high school that he made the West Coast 2006 Grand Final after-party look like a meditation retreat. Just ask him,…

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BREAKING NEWS

Ageing DnB fan about one drink away from commandeering Bluetooth for some aggressive jump up

Belle November 27, 2022

It is beyond dispute that 37-year-old Reece is on one at the moment after happily saucing his steak all afternoon during a Sunday session. By…

View More Ageing DnB fan about one drink away from commandeering Bluetooth for some aggressive jump up
BREAKING NEWS Sports

Staunch Aussie proves he doesn’t care about soccer by spending all his time complaining about it

Belle November 27, 2022

A staunch Australian sports fan is doing an excellent job proving that he pays no mind to soccer by launching into several impassioned rants about…

View More Staunch Aussie proves he doesn’t care about soccer by spending all his time complaining about it

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  • FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time
  • Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence
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