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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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DPRK Vows Not To Attack City of Nedlands Now Kid’s Hospice Has Been Scrapped

Belle June 30, 2022

The City of Nedlands has voted to not build a children’s hospice near the Swanbourne Barracks due, in part, to the unacceptable threat of a…

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Cottesloe Rules Residents Must Pay To Keep Prados On Verge To Protect Against Adults Playing With Potentially Faulty Equipment 

Belle June 29, 2022

In a measure to protect adults from the risk of playing with equipment with known DPF faults, Cottesloe Council has imposed a fee for Prado…

View More Cottesloe Rules Residents Must Pay To Keep Prados On Verge To Protect Against Adults Playing With Potentially Faulty Equipment 
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Premier Pitches “Doing Laps Around Cappuccino Strip” To Entice Italian Tourists On Recent Trip To Rome

Belle June 29, 2022 TravelWA Culture

In a two-pronged plan to attract Italian tourists and help bring some familiar life back to Freo, Marko has pitched the joy of “cap laps”…

View More Premier Pitches “Doing Laps Around Cappuccino Strip” To Entice Italian Tourists On Recent Trip To Rome
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Mr AFL Talkback

Belle June 28, 2022

Ron views himself as an old school, knockabout, St George figure that is on a personal crusade to slay the dragon of contemporary footy culture. …

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BREAKING: Albany Announces Shock Retirement

Belle June 27, 2022

After 196 years in the WA city game, Albany has made the brave decision to hang up its hat and enjoy its twilight years without…

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Perth Van Gogh Attendee Wants You Plebs To Know She’s Been To The Actual Museum In Amsterdam

Belle June 26, 2022

An attendee at Perth Van Gogh Alive exhibit has gone to great lengths to separate herself from the plebs by treating her surrounds to loud…

View More Perth Van Gogh Attendee Wants You Plebs To Know She’s Been To The Actual Museum In Amsterdam

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