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    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Perth NIMBYs Demand Private Developers Halt Wave Park And Build Several Hospitals 

Belle June 21, 2022

Sections of the Perth NIMBY community are ropable that private developers using private equity have the audacity to pursue a wave park rather than build…

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Thoughts & Prayers To Man Who Just Mentioned His Oven Around Air Fryer Enthusiast

Belle June 19, 2022

Perth man Craig was having a wonderful Sunday dinner with a group of friends when he made the unfortunate mistake of mentioning a dish he’d…

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Crypto Bro Flexes On Crypto Community By Posing Next To 05 Nissan Pulsar He Doesn’t Own

Belle June 19, 2022 crypto

Crypto investor Kyle didn’t waste an opportunity to flex on the crypto community when he passed a 2005 Nissan Pulsar in the street earlier today. …

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Perth Bottlos Welcome Origin For Chance To Finally Clear Eastern State’s Swill From Shelves

Belle June 19, 2022

You may get a fair few blank expressions if you ask Western Australians what they think about Origin. Safe to say, WA isn’t an NRL…

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ScoMo Just Wondering If That $130K Chicken Treat Job Is Still Going?

Belle June 19, 2022

Admittedly, ScoMo is in a bit of a rut since losing the 2022 election and has reportedly being putting out feelers far & wide looking…

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Business Boomer Reveals Secret To Success Is Crushing Every Hand He Shakes

Belle June 19, 2022

One doesn’t simply rise to the top of the mid-tier business hierarchy by throwing out wet fishes to people one meets. This is the advice…

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