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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards

    TransPerth has proudly announced it is roaring into the mid 2010s today by announcing that commuters will be able to pay for their fare with…

    Belle September 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK

    A local office drone has been left with an overwhelming sense that everything is going to be OK in the world after the AI software…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    HR manager responsible for 75% of employee stress suddenly wondering if they’re OK

    HR manager Liz has taken a 20-minute break from her reign of terror over the staff at a Perth consultancy firm to herd everyone into…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Local Kiwi reckons everything is choicer about NZ than Australia except evidently, living there

    A New Zealand expat has just finished another pub session loudly proclaiming the supremacy of New Zealand over his adopted country of residence. From the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Local old mate vows to chain himself to a barstool if one more historic pub announces its closing

    An old mate residing in the Fremantle area has handled the news that two of his favourite hangouts are closing by the end of the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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Featured Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Perth Fitness Cougar

Belle November 16, 2021 cougarGym

The unpleasant discharge from muscular Tinder sexpests has polluted gyms and threatened the natural habitat of the lifestyle-fitness birds. Glamorous Western Suburbs cougars were forced…

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Work & Study

Ms Uni Exams

Belle November 15, 2021 uni

There were more gaps in Mia’s education than a British toddler’s smile. Lectures were abandoned for vague promises to review the material later, and tutorials…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Redcliffe Man Pushes Boundaries of BYO By Wheeling in Jumbo Esky Full of Beers

Belle November 14, 2021 Bogansuburbs

Redcliffe man, Jacko wasn’t keen on going to dinner with the misso’s in-laws on his self described “drinkin day”.  Telling “the ol ball & chain”…

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Unique & Other

Mr Pilbara Earthquake

Belle November 14, 2021 FIFOkiwimining

Dan was safely asleep in his Belmont dwelling when his FIFO-y senses tingled him out of slumber. He could feel a disturbance in shit-talk-force and…

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From the Zoo Featured

IN FOCUS: “Speed Dealers” the Ultimate in Eyewear

Belle November 13, 2021 Bogan

You’ll know you’re ready for the speed dealer life as soon as your red eyes make contact with the perfect pair in the servo sunnies…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: eFoil board riders

Belle November 12, 2021 sports

Electric hydrofoils aka eFoils are the perfect watercraft for the person who sees themselves as some sort of cross between Laird Hamilton and Tony Stark. …

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