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    Coles attends perth defence Expo to find new military-grade surveillance partner after it didn’t work out with Palantir

    Coles is on the look out for a new surveillance partner after having to cut ties with Palantir over the public’s concerns over the parrtnership.…

    Belle October 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    WA mysteriously inundated with offers from Colombia after hearing about our brick shortage

    Western Australia has been blown away by the incredible number of offers coming from Colombian businessmen to help solve our brick shortage. We spoke to…

    Belle October 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Australian citizenship to be revoked for anyone calling their ute a ‘truck’

    The Australian Government has announced a strict anti-seppo law that aims to reverse the cultural rot rapidly creeping into our great Nation. Under the new…

    Belle October 4, 2026
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    FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time

    Andy doesn’t have a problem. Just ask him. His Zooper Dooper consumption is fully under control. These are the lies that Andy tells himself each…

    Belle October 3, 2026
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    Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence

    The Australian Government has announced that anyone commenting on Bindi Raye’s posts like she was a real person would be stripped of their right to…

    Belle September 30, 2026
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Switching to a Vegemite roast chook marks biggest change to Perth tradie’s diet in 35 years

Belle November 10, 2022

Cambo still doesn’t know what came over him this morning when he made the biggest dietary change to his smoko routine in 35 years –…

View More Switching to a Vegemite roast chook marks biggest change to Perth tradie’s diet in 35 years
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Filmmakers looking forward to $100M state-of-the-art film & TV studio concrete slab in 3 years

Belle November 10, 2022

Due diligence has begun to ascertain the viability of a $100M state-of-the-art film & TV studio concrete slab to be built south of Whiteman Park…

View More Filmmakers looking forward to $100M state-of-the-art film & TV studio concrete slab in 3 years
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Fisheries launch massive operation after reports “suspicious characters” were evading detection in Mandurah

Belle November 9, 2022

“Anytime, anywhere”, an absolutely fuming Fisheries officer told The Times as he paced back and forth in his office becoming increasingly more irritated by the…

View More Fisheries launch massive operation after reports “suspicious characters” were evading detection in Mandurah
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WA astronomical event community accuses “big cloud cover” of conspiring against them

Belle November 8, 2022

Thousands of Western Australians hoping to get a glimpse of the full lunar eclipse & blood moon tonight have absolutely done their ‘nana at the…

View More WA astronomical event community accuses “big cloud cover” of conspiring against them
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Perth family looking forward to an evening of bitterly complaining about the lunar eclipse blood moon

Belle November 8, 2022

True to form the Thompson family has failed to manage their expectations in the slightest with respect to tonight’s lunar eclipse blood moon thingy.  Having…

View More Perth family looking forward to an evening of bitterly complaining about the lunar eclipse blood moon
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Middle Aged Office Pest Keeps Forgetting Linkedin Notifies The Person He Looks Up

Belle November 8, 2022

“Aw shit”, Dan exclaims as he realises he’s looked up a female coworker on Linkedin for the 4th time this month after 10pm. Evidently, it’s…

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