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    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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WorkSafe Announce Statewide Blitz On Workplace Shit-Talkers

Belle June 13, 2022

WorkSafe personnel will be patrolling sites with specialised listening equipment to identify workplace chat that satisfied their definition of hazardous drivel.  This comes off the…

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Sight Of UberEATS Bags Piling Up Doing Little To Quell Man’s Sunday Night Self Loathing 

Belle June 12, 2022

Scott admittedly had the kind of weekend that would make the Barefoot Investor lose sleep. Not only did he not lay one finger on a…

View More Sight Of UberEATS Bags Piling Up Doing Little To Quell Man’s Sunday Night Self Loathing 
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WA Builder Offers “Pyramid Package” – Will Be Ready For You To Be Buried In 

Belle June 11, 2022

It’s no secret that WA is experiencing massive delays on the completion of residential builds. It has been a source of frustration & anxiety for…

View More WA Builder Offers “Pyramid Package” – Will Be Ready For You To Be Buried In 
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Hobby Farmer Understands The Hardships Of Farming After New Akubra Gets A Bit Muddy

Belle June 11, 2022

Semi retired Perth high flyer Alan was nearly inconsolable today after his brand spankin’ Akubra fell into a muddy puddle while pretending to work on…

View More Hobby Farmer Understands The Hardships Of Farming After New Akubra Gets A Bit Muddy
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REPORT: Perth Woman’s Electric Blanket Purchase Was A Little Bit Dramatic

Belle June 10, 2022

A Perth woman’s impulsive electric blanket purchase has been labelled “dramatic” by her partner after she brought home the bed warmer device earlier today. Aliesha…

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Family Bans “Passionate” Uncle From Watching Footy Until Umpire Dissent Rule Relaxed

Belle June 10, 2022

Bill has suffered a further blow to his family footy time after recently returning from a 2 week family gathering suspension for taking a drunken…

View More Family Bans “Passionate” Uncle From Watching Footy Until Umpire Dissent Rule Relaxed

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