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    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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BREAKING: Prosecco To Screech Ratio Reaching Critical Levels At Bottomless Brunch

Belle May 28, 2022

Witnesses have expressed fears for eardrums within a 200m radius of a group of gal’s bottomless brunching as the first stop in a hen’s day. …

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Personal injury lawyers selflessly volunteer to drive ambulances to reduce response time

Belle May 26, 2022

In response to WA’s ambulance wait times, a dedicated community of personal injury lawyers has agreed to step up and do what needs to be…

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WA To Build Potato Proof Fence In Anticipation Of Potential Dutton Reprisals

Belle May 26, 2022

Western Australia is taking measures to mitigate the risk of an irate Peter Dutton storming state lines looking for satisfaction over Marko’s claims he’s a…

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Late Starts To Combat Scourge Of Drivers Who Inexplicably Can’t Defog Windscreen 

Belle May 26, 2022

Road safety advocates are calling on Perth employers to offer late starting options for shitforbrains employees who still inexplicably can’t remember how to defog their…

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Stressed Worker Takes Day Off To Enjoy Relaxing Meltdown On the Golf Course 

Belle May 25, 2022

Adam had put in several long weeks working hard to meet a deadline for one of his firm’s latest tenders. To reward himself, he booked…

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IN FOCUS: Brightly Framed Spectacles

Belle May 25, 2022

There comes a time in every ageing art teacher’s life when they decide it’s time to evolve into their final form and rock a pair…

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