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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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The WA Footy Dad

Belle May 25, 2022

Roger was a former Under 16’s rising star who suckled from the sweet half time orange slice of success until one day he stopped growing.…

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Captain High Beam Treating Suburban Perth Like He’s Bushbashing In Outback Kalgoorlie

Belle May 24, 2022

The one thing about Freddy is, he isn’t the kind of man to do things by halves. So when he heard that one should turn…

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Docker’s Fan Petitions AFL To Ban Wet Weather Footy

Belle May 22, 2022 flagmantle

 Diehard Docker’s fan, Bruce, started a petition calling for the official ban of wet weather footy during halftime of last week’s clash against the Suns. …

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Albo Gets “6000” Neck Tattoo To Commemorate Acceptance By WA People

Belle May 22, 2022

In a joyous victory speech, Albo thanked the WA people for helping make that “weak dog” ScoMo piss at the polls and helping the ALP…

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ScoMo Back In WA To Promise More Iron Ore, GST And To Reopen The Great Escape

Belle May 20, 2022

ScoMo has a simple 3 point plan to win back the heart of a state that largely views him as an anti-WA, Palmer-backing dacks cacker.…

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ScoMo Hoping For Spot In Eagles Defence Should He Be Out Of A Job On Saturday

Belle May 18, 2022

ScoMo or “Bulldozer” as he’s known around the local footy circuit is hedging his bets with a potential career in the undermanned West Coast Eagles…

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