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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Willetton skatepark to be converted into an octagon after Jack Della Maddalena puts Willo on the map

    Move over skating, Willetton is synonymous with a new extreme sport now: MMA thanks to local legend Jack Della Maddalena. Kids from all over the…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Gen Z backpacker denied FIFO job for having insufficient TikTok experience

    An Irish backpacker has had her dreams shattered after a big mining company deemed her TikTok skills insufficient to carry out the entry level job…

    Belle May 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie Unrepentant About Right Hand Turn into Claremont Hungry Jacks

    “Couldn’t give a fark, mate”, Trevon barked as he shoved his 2nd Bacon Deluxe Burger into his face after a somewhat controversial decision to hold…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

    Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Bunnings crushes local footy club’s sausage sizzle after hearing they were making a profit

    Bunnings good guy reputation hangs in tatters after a damning Four Corners report aired the other night.  In the report, the hardware giant was accused…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mrs Supermoon

Belle April 28, 2021

Doreen’s expectations for the pink Supermoon were sky high, so she loaded up the “didn’t pull out-mobile” and drove her family to the Rockingham Foreshore.…

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From the Zoo

Donothan v. Mortal Kombat Aussie Casting Call

Belle April 26, 2021

Tiffeaknee yells out to Donothan, “babe they need staunchcunts for the new Mortal Kombat movie”. Donothan has been waiting for this moment. To prepare for…

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From the Zoo BREAKING NEWS

IN FOCUS: Backyard Camping during COVID lockdown

Belle April 24, 2021

There’s nothing quite like pitching a tent in your backyard to keep the crotch goblins off your god damn back because the camping trip to…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: People to Avoid at the Supermarket

Belle April 24, 2021

On a wrong day, going to your local supermarket can make storming the shores of Normandy with a seasick squadron seem like a picnic at…

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From the Zoo

So, you want to be a Sovereign Citizen, ay?

Belle April 22, 2021

Defence lawyers hate them! Because sovereign citizen’s reckon they’ve found a way to avoid criminal prosecution without the need for expensive legal fees! Just tell…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mrs Garden City

Belle April 22, 2021 MummyShopping

After dropping off her silver spoonlings to her mother’s for the day, Amanda heads towards the Claremont Quarter of the South: Garden City. She finds…

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  • Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m
  • Bunnings crushes local footy club’s sausage sizzle after hearing they were making a profit
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