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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

West Coast Puts The Entire Karratha Mud Crabs Squad on Standby

Belle May 5, 2022

In scenes that wouldn’t look out of place on a beach in Normandy, the AFL is insisting the injury & COVID ravaged Eagles go through…

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Parents Launch Class Action For Emotional Distress Over Fake Bluey Cancellation Rumours 

Belle May 5, 2022

Modern parenting was thrown into a tailspin yesterday as rumours began circling that Bluey would be discontinued. An act that would leave several cartoon dog-shaped…

View More Parents Launch Class Action For Emotional Distress Over Fake Bluey Cancellation Rumours 
Work & Study Featured

Mr JB Hi-Fi

Belle May 4, 2022 employmenthipsterwork

You sicken him. You shirt & tie wearing corporate tool. Unlike his made-up food allergies, having to serve you actually does give him the shiits.…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

ScoMo, Clive Apply To High Court To Force WA To Secede After Reception To Campaigns

Belle May 4, 2022

Un-dynamic duo, ScoMo & Clive have joined forces once again to petition the High Court of Australia to force WA to secede after hurtful messages…

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Coffee Snob Upgrades Personality To “Insufferable” After Moka Pot Purchase 

Belle May 3, 2022

Many of Jack’s friendships hang in the balance after his recent decision to upgrade from annoying espresso-machine guy to full-blown insufferable Moka pot guy in…

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Freo Fan Has Seen Enough, Books Flights For September 

Belle May 1, 2022

Freo fanatic, Dave spent Saturday night telling all his beloved friends to shove it up their arse as the mighty purple was going to be…

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