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    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Afternoon Smoke Cover Making Belmont Low n Slow BBQ Enthusiast Feel A Bit Frisky

Belle April 21, 2022

Perth has enjoyed a blanket of smoke as the afternoon wind posed a serious challenge to after-work joggers and chumps who had their washing on…

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Perth Can Finally Rest Easy Again Now The City West Dome Is Being Restored 

Belle April 21, 2022

It has been an uneasy month for Perth as the City West Dome was removed suddenly one morning. Many felt like the city had been…

View More Perth Can Finally Rest Easy Again Now The City West Dome Is Being Restored 
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Perth Man All For Improving Infrastructure So Long As It Doesn’t Personally Inconvenience Him

Belle April 20, 2022

A well-to-do Inglewood swinging dick, is ropable that the Wait Awhile State dared to improve critical infrastructure in such a manner as to inconvenience his…

View More Perth Man All For Improving Infrastructure So Long As It Doesn’t Personally Inconvenience Him
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SOR Tough Guy Denied Entry To Pub Biff For Failing To Wear Red Jordans

Belle April 19, 2022 SOR

“He simply didn’t meet the dress code”, was the official line from the participants of the smash on Tuesday afternoon. Adding, “we have standards for a…

View More SOR Tough Guy Denied Entry To Pub Biff For Failing To Wear Red Jordans
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Perth Dad Looking At Your Bin To Rehome Stinking Bag Of Seafood After Missing Bin Day

Belle April 19, 2022

Perth Dad, Craig, has blamed a combination of Easter break disorientation, the FOGO system, and his useless teenage children for failing to get his red…

View More Perth Dad Looking At Your Bin To Rehome Stinking Bag Of Seafood After Missing Bin Day
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IN FOCUS: Perth is a bit smokey

Belle April 19, 2022

Despite prescribed burns being a part of life in WA for many years, the sight of a smokey city sends Perth into a little bit…

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