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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

    Belle May 7, 2025
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    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

    Belle May 5, 2025
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WA Culture & Notable Events

The Perth Bikie Expert

Belle March 18, 2021

There has been one glaring omission in the around-the-clock media coverage on Nick Martin’s death – Brandon’s expert opinion. After all, he’s watched every episode…

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Mr Cyclist

Belle March 16, 2021 Hobbywanker

Move over incels, there is a new oppressed minority in town: the road cyclist. By day, Terry is a mild-mannered physiotherapist that lives on a…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Mi Goreng

Belle March 16, 2021

In 1983, Indomie set out to release a range of instant noodles that could bring the exotic flavours of traditional mie goreng to seedy sharehouses…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mrs “Not in My Backyard!”

Belle March 13, 2021

1980 was a good year for Cynthia & Alan. They purchased a property in Cottesloe with the help of a generous inheritance. Now, some say…

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Work & Study

Mr Personal Trainer

Belle March 12, 2021

Mike splits his clientele into two mains groups: hot chicks and the rest. If you happen to fall into the latter category expect to have…

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Work & Study

Mr After Work Drinks

Belle March 11, 2021

After suckling upon the teat of mild intoxication at lunch, Dan is feeling bluer than the Cookie Monster’s balls at an Arnott’s strip show. He…

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  • Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home
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  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
  • IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute
  • Fremantle Dockers appoint Peter Dutton coach for his ability to shut down the opposition

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