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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Local Kiwi reckons everything is choicer about NZ than Australia except evidently, living there

    A New Zealand expat has just finished another pub session loudly proclaiming the supremacy of New Zealand over his adopted country of residence. From the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Local old mate vows to chain himself to a barstool if one more historic pub announces its closing

    An old mate residing in the Fremantle area has handled the news that two of his favourite hangouts are closing by the end of the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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  • BREAKING NEWS Featured Local

    Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel

    Witnesses have been left disturbed and unsettled after a brazen motorist expertly accelerated up to 80kph on the approach to the tunnel and maintained that…

    Belle September 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    REPORT: Hearing Victorians whinge about finals airfare gouging really gets your Westralia senses tingling 

    Western Australia has struggled to keep a straight face this week after hearing the outrage coming from Victorian footy fans over the annual finals airfare…

    Belle September 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    20 years on private school boy still can’t look at a packet of SAOs the same

    It has been over two decades since Lachlan was a boy however evidently some memories fade slower than others. Being a proud PSA lad, he…

    Belle September 8, 2025
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Bell Tower Times Featured Local

Concerned Cottesloe Woman Reports Children for “Existing”

Belle August 8, 2021 Golden Triangle

One could only imagine Cynthia’s shock when the shrill laughter of children coming from outside interrupted her brunch time sherry this morning. Having endured more…

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Labourer Prosecuted 3 Times by WorkSafe Reckons There’s Too Many “Cowboys” in the Perth Construction Industry

Belle August 5, 2021

If you’ve read any of Ryno’s Facebook rants, it’s clear he reckons Perth’s construction industry is overrun by cowboys and “that lot” who must’ve got…

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6 Morning Habits of Highly Unsuccessful people

Belle August 5, 2021

Ditch the alarm – a panicked feeling that races from your subconscious like an out of control train that you’re going to miss is the true…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

BREAKING: Perth Hits Lowest Point – Getting Excited About a 22 Degree Day

Belle August 4, 2021

After a winter wetter than a substitute teacher’s armpits, Perth residents are finding themselves getting a bit too excited about Friday’s 22 degree scorcher. What…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Amateur Kalgoorlie Prospector Has Advice for Big Gold Miners: “Just Raid Other People’s Camps”

Belle August 3, 2021

You don’t become the 35th least successful gold prospector in Kalgoorlie without making a few enemies along the way. A lesson Trav knows all too…

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The Perth Small Bar Snob

Belle August 1, 2021

Ever since Taylor ordered a cocktail in a mason jar at some touristy Melbourne laneway bar in 2015, he knew he was better at going…

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  • Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel
  • REPORT: Hearing Victorians whinge about finals airfare gouging really gets your Westralia senses tingling 
  • 20 years on private school boy still can’t look at a packet of SAOs the same
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