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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Elderly Relatives of WA Hoons Brace Themselves for Double Demerit Hit

Belle April 17, 2022

Double demerit periods are special times of the year where cash strapped relatives are united with their drongo Commodore driving kin to “take one for…

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Party & Entertainment

Ms “I’m at Coachella”

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Faleeshia worked really hard to get to Coachella. Sure, it wasn’t work in a “conventional” sense, but if you’ve ever had to go on 3…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

REPORT: Uncle Dan’s Absolutely Copping It This Arvo

Belle April 14, 2022

“Good” Fridee eve is the perfect storm for Dan’s as tomorrows closure of bottle shops mixes with people trying to get away down south for…

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Millennial Hoping Cob Loaf Will Help In-Laws See Her As Less Of A Failure This Easter

Belle April 14, 2022

Perth millennial, Taylor is really hoping the time she’s investing in her cob loaf will do the heavy lifting to change the prevailing consensus among…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Family Pumped To Spend Long Weekend On The Phone To Qantas

Belle April 14, 2022

An overworked Perth couple can hardly contain their excitement after having their previous plans thrown into array by Qantas unleashing an Easter clusterfuck on them…

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Perth AFL Hopeful Takes Out Insurance Policy On Mullet To Safeguard Career

Belle April 12, 2022

Like many young AFL hopefuls, Brett knows that if he doesn’t maintain a lush, flowing mullet his odds of being selected at the draft are…

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  • Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch
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