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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon

    Plans for the latest Perth suburb in the ever-expansive sprawl have moved one step closer after the successful launch of the Orion as part of…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Real Estate Agent Advises Rental Seekers To Offer Up Firstborn For Sacrifice To Rental Gods To Stand Out

Belle April 11, 2022

A WA real estate agent has shared her best secret to help rental seekers stand out from the crowd – going all “Abraham” on your…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Girl Deploys North Face Puffer To Prevent Hypothermia As Mercury Hits 18

Belle April 10, 2022

It was touch & go for a Claremont resident today as the mercury dipped to 18 exposing her to almost certain hypothermia if she hadn’t…

View More Perth Girl Deploys North Face Puffer To Prevent Hypothermia As Mercury Hits 18
BREAKING NEWS Featured

New Dad Realises The Hardest He’s Partied In 5 Years Was At The Wiggles Concert

Belle April 10, 2022

Newly minted dad, Dan, was woken up to a harsh existential crisis as he reflected on the fact he’d sunk more froffs, danced harder and…

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Tourist Instantly Regrets Trying To Impress Love Interest With Skinny Dip In Esperance

Belle April 9, 2022

Greg was having the wander out yonder of his life as he made his way down the WA coast to Esperance. Things got even better…

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Unique & Other Featured

Ms Afterpay

Belle April 9, 2022 FinanceMillennialMoney

Afterpay is the Hello Kitty of spending coin you don’t have. While it lures you in with its soft, fashionable purr, you will quickly learn…

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Where Are They NOW? Gladiators Contestants

Belle April 8, 2022

Dan* hasn’t used his real name since that fateful day in 1996. By looking at you him, you’d never know how close he flew to…

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  • WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday
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