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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy

    A deluded tourist who believes he is god’s gift to the world has viciously lashed out at other tourists for doing the same touristy thing…

    Belle November 6, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times Business Entertainment

    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Tesla Owner Just Wants You To Know That He “Used to Be Just Like You”

Belle October 11, 2021

Samuel has made an unsolicited but heartfelt plea on his socials asking his followers not to gaze upon his Tesla elitism with jealousy but to…

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Albany Launches “Pothole Tourism” Campaign to Entice Visitors

Belle October 10, 2021

Tourism WA has made the bold decision to lean into Albany’s reputation for having roads with more holes than an English hooligan’s smile. Offering fun…

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Ms Crown Casino

Belle October 9, 2021 Bogan

Chrissy is pacing around her Rockingham duplex while trying to figure out what to wear today. It’s her birthday and she has assembled her dream…

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Gina Rinehart Warns Students of the Effect Climate Change “Propaganda” Could Have on Her Bottom Line

Belle October 7, 2021

Gina Rinehart has made an impassioned plea to the students of St Hilda’s to pause and reflect on the impact that acting on climate change…

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From the Zoo

The Complete Swoopy Boi Survival Guide

Belle October 6, 2021

Each year, between August and October, male magpies will defend their babies via the ancient art of swooping. This impressive display of paternal dedication puts…

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Helicopter Parent “Livid” School Treats Her Child Like all the Others

Belle October 6, 2021

A storm is brewing at an affluent private school after a teacher had the audacity to tell Simone’s precious child that she wasn’t permitted to…

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  • Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre
  • Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up
  • Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning
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