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    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon

    Plans for the latest Perth suburb in the ever-expansive sprawl have moved one step closer after the successful launch of the Orion as part of…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Top 10 Ways Albo Is Trying To Win Over WA Voters

Belle April 7, 2022

It’s that wonderful time of the triennial where Federal Pollies stop seeing WA as their piggy bank and attempt to win over our hearts and…

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Busselton Jetty Train To Be Replaced By Tram To Accomodate Melbourne Arrivals

Belle April 7, 2022

Tourism WA has wasted no time making Busso “Melbourne friendly” after direct flights between the two cities commenced yesterday.  To help reduce some of the…

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Perth Motorist Fears Stockholm Syndrome After Being “Stoked” At $1.60 Fuel

Belle April 6, 2022

Perth motorist Jeremy remembers when he’d chuck a wobbly and refuse to drive down to the shops when petrol was $1.60. However yesterday, he almost…

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BCF Sponsors Perth Men To Refrain From Wearing Their Merchandise 

Belle April 6, 2022

The top brass at BCF had a “brutal epiphany” the other day when they realised that their shirts & hats are worn primarily by punters…

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IN FOCUS: The Residents of the City of Stirling v eScooters

Belle April 5, 2022

The City of Stirling introduced a 12 month trial of rentable eScooters and it’s fair to say many of the affluent residents of the North…

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Man Who Gets ASX Tips From Facebook Profiles With Lamborghini Cover Photos Not Sure Where It All Went Wrong

Belle April 4, 2022

West Leedy man, Ben, had to deal with the harsh realisation today that he pissed away almost all of his early accessed superannuation on stocks…

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  • WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday
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