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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Local old mate vows to chain himself to a barstool if one more historic pub announces its closing

    An old mate residing in the Fremantle area has handled the news that two of his favourite hangouts are closing by the end of the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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  • BREAKING NEWS Featured Local

    Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel

    Witnesses have been left disturbed and unsettled after a brazen motorist expertly accelerated up to 80kph on the approach to the tunnel and maintained that…

    Belle September 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    REPORT: Hearing Victorians whinge about finals airfare gouging really gets your Westralia senses tingling 

    Western Australia has struggled to keep a straight face this week after hearing the outrage coming from Victorian footy fans over the annual finals airfare…

    Belle September 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    20 years on private school boy still can’t look at a packet of SAOs the same

    It has been over two decades since Lachlan was a boy however evidently some memories fade slower than others. Being a proud PSA lad, he…

    Belle September 8, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Clive Palmer takes full credit for Queensland crushing his arch-nemesis WA’s dreams 

    Clive Palmer has sensationally announced that he is the sole reason the Gold Coast Suns put together a winning game plan to defeat Flagmantle by…

    Belle September 7, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Pfizer to release COVID vaccine in essential oil form to improve uptake in Margaret River

Belle July 16, 2021

In an effort to sway new-age mung beans living in Margs, Pfizer “Essential Oils – COVID” that can be dabbed on the palm, diffused or…

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The Western Australian Plumber

Belle July 16, 2021

Gav starts his day by power-yaking into his ensuite toilet at 5:30 am. After he purges his body of yesterday’s knock off drinks he walks…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Fishing for Attention on Social Media

Belle July 15, 2021

Abusing the good nature and trust of your online acquaintances is the bedrock that social media was built on. A sturdy foundation that all the…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Man flying into Perth borrows Geelong guernsey in hope he’ll be classified essential enough to skip quarantine

Belle July 14, 2021

Freedom hating traitor, Alex, has turned his back on WA for 5 years to pursue a career as a pro-art-wanker in Melbourne. This week he…

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Pretending to be busy

Belle July 13, 2021

Contrary to popular belief, it isn’t hard work that gets you ahead, it is merely the appearance of working hard that separates the manager-wheat from…

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Featured Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr It’s Coming Home

Belle July 12, 2021

For the last month, Phil has been pumping England’s tyres like he just got a job in the Land Rover showroom. You see, Phil saw…

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TRENDING NEWS

  • Local old mate vows to chain himself to a barstool if one more historic pub announces its closing
  • Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel
  • REPORT: Hearing Victorians whinge about finals airfare gouging really gets your Westralia senses tingling 
  • 20 years on private school boy still can’t look at a packet of SAOs the same
  • Clive Palmer takes full credit for Queensland crushing his arch-nemesis WA’s dreams 
  • Gold Coast Suns stuck in Perth wet weather traffic, expected to miss tomorrow’s final

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