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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Local Kiwi reckons everything is choicer about NZ than Australia except evidently, living there

    A New Zealand expat has just finished another pub session loudly proclaiming the supremacy of New Zealand over his adopted country of residence. From the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Local old mate vows to chain himself to a barstool if one more historic pub announces its closing

    An old mate residing in the Fremantle area has handled the news that two of his favourite hangouts are closing by the end of the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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  • BREAKING NEWS Featured Local

    Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel

    Witnesses have been left disturbed and unsettled after a brazen motorist expertly accelerated up to 80kph on the approach to the tunnel and maintained that…

    Belle September 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    REPORT: Hearing Victorians whinge about finals airfare gouging really gets your Westralia senses tingling 

    Western Australia has struggled to keep a straight face this week after hearing the outrage coming from Victorian footy fans over the annual finals airfare…

    Belle September 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    20 years on private school boy still can’t look at a packet of SAOs the same

    It has been over two decades since Lachlan was a boy however evidently some memories fade slower than others. Being a proud PSA lad, he…

    Belle September 8, 2025
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Perth insurance fraudster cant wait to put hatchback to the test against Monday’s predicted floods

Belle July 11, 2021

Drivers were treated to no shortage of statutory write off opportunities on Friday as Perth’s drainage system completely shat the bed and turned the roads…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms Farmers Market

Belle July 11, 2021

It’s 7:00 am on a Sunday morning and Hayley is annoying the living shit out of her housemates. She is tearing around their townhouse getting…

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BREAKING NEWS

Bunnings listens to customers: creates first swim-up sausage sizzle bar

Belle July 10, 2021

Bunnings realised the only way to make their beloved sausage sizzles more Australian was to set up a Bali style swim-up bar to unite weekend…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Taxpayers: why spend millions on a WACA pool when we can neglect road drainage for free?

Belle July 9, 2021

It was revealed this week that Marko reckons Basil dogged the boys on a deal to chuck in some coin towards a new pool facility…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Soccer Creates Harmony over the Northern Suburbs as English Expats too Tired to Moan About Australia’s Inadequacies

Belle July 9, 2021

Reports have flooded in that an eerily, almost “unsettling” calm has fallen over the Northern beaches due to the docile state of English soccer fans…

View More Soccer Creates Harmony over the Northern Suburbs as English Expats too Tired to Moan About Australia’s Inadequacies
BREAKING NEWS Featured

Mundaring Resident Shocked to Hear About “COVID-19” on Quadrennial trip to Civilisation

Belle July 6, 2021

“What the hell is COVID-19?” Responded Bert as he was told it was a requirement of COVID-19 restrictions to wear a mask while entering City…

View More Mundaring Resident Shocked to Hear About “COVID-19” on Quadrennial trip to Civilisation

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  • Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel
  • REPORT: Hearing Victorians whinge about finals airfare gouging really gets your Westralia senses tingling 
  • 20 years on private school boy still can’t look at a packet of SAOs the same
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