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    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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Unique & Other

The Burger Snob

Belle September 18, 2021

Troy’s palate was scarred from a childhood of feasting on the bland offerings of the average Aussie lifestyle. A culinary cripple haunted by memories of…

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Perth Residents Urged to “Keep it Together” For a Week as Grand Final Attracts National Attention

Belle September 18, 2021

Given the AFL Grand Final is the biggest sporting event in Australia, WA has warned Perth residents to just “keep their shit together” for one…

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WA to Trial Iced Coffee Interlocks for Offending Truck Drivers

Belle September 17, 2021

WA has decided to trial iced coffee interlocks on repeat offenders who get behind the wheel of a truck fully charged on an egregious quantity…

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The Air Fryer Enthusiast

Belle September 16, 2021

Sharleen’s life changed forever one fateful night in the backyard of a Rivervale 40th birthday bash. She was sitting around a Balinese themed outdoor setting…

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Party & Entertainment

Mr Crown Towers

Belle September 14, 2021 BoganPartytradie

Last time Kev set foot in an Australian resort was for a Scoopon’d weekend at the Vines. Sadly, that ended after he took a 9…

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Snoop May Cancel Perth Tour After “Roll Up for WA” Misunderstanding

Belle September 14, 2021

Sources from within the Snoop camp say the rapper is “disappointed” after unwittingly booking a vaccination in Perth when he expressed his interest in the…

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  • Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning
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