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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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Party & Entertainment

Ms Insta/Snapchat Story

Belle May 30, 2021

Thought her story was just random glimpses of her exciting life thrown together haphazardly? You stupid plebby blob. Her story is a work of hard…

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IN FOCUS: Stuffing your face at Dim Sum

Belle May 29, 2021

Food trends come and go but the tradition of transforming yourself into a pulsating lump of grease and MSG on Sunday morning isn’t going anywhere.…

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POSTCODES: Hami Hill 6163

Belle May 27, 2021

Whether you’re a young family, a hippie that’s been priced out of South Freo or a trolley pole wielding criminal, Hami Hill has something for…

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Work & Study

The Forklift Operator

Belle May 26, 2021

After causing thousands of bucks worth of damage while operating a pallet jack on his first day, most thought Duncan would never rise to the…

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Reckons

Going to Work Sick – A Guide for Heroes

Belle May 26, 2021

You Exhausted your actual sick days – don’t lie to yourself, you’re a good time party swine. In fact, you’re a disgusting pig. You can’t…

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IN FOCUS: WA and its love of convertibles that shouldn’t exist

Belle May 25, 2021

You can live your life in constant fear of the Great Perth Storm or you can raise both fingers to the rain gods and chop…

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  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
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