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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Western suburbs man shattered after learning he has in fact been to the City of Cockburn

    William has long believed he has adequately insulated himself against whatever riff raff lurks in LGA’s outside those encompassing his beloved Golden Triangle.  It was…

    Belle December 2, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    FIFO bloke admits everyone feels heat differently and doesn’t one-up anyone about Perth’s weather

    Big Dave, a Fly In Fly Out worker, empathised with his Perth friends today as they made small talk around the pub about the scorching…

    Belle December 1, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times Featured Lifestyle

    Perth woman christens new car with first load of sand she’ll never get rid of

    Last month, Jodie was enjoying that new car feeling. Today, she’s enjoying that first load of sand in her interior that she’ll likely never get…

    Belle December 1, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    12 worst people you’ll encounter at the beach

    The Peacock – his deep-seated mummy issues have created an attention-seeking missile that needs the approval of every female in the vicinity. At the beach, you’ll…

    Belle December 1, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Surf CAT fitted with ultra thin doors to prevent it becoming a Scarborough turbo shuttle 

    The brand spankin’ Surf CAT has been fitted with state-of-the-art anti-turbo doors in an effort to maintain a civility on the vehicle.  No doubt, Turbos…

    Belle November 30, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Man flying into Perth borrows Geelong guernsey in hope he’ll be classified essential enough to skip quarantine

Belle July 14, 2021

Freedom hating traitor, Alex, has turned his back on WA for 5 years to pursue a career as a pro-art-wanker in Melbourne. This week he…

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Pretending to be busy

Belle July 13, 2021

Contrary to popular belief, it isn’t hard work that gets you ahead, it is merely the appearance of working hard that separates the manager-wheat from…

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Featured Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr It’s Coming Home

Belle July 12, 2021

For the last month, Phil has been pumping England’s tyres like he just got a job in the Land Rover showroom. You see, Phil saw…

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BREAKING NEWS

Perth insurance fraudster cant wait to put hatchback to the test against Monday’s predicted floods

Belle July 11, 2021

Drivers were treated to no shortage of statutory write off opportunities on Friday as Perth’s drainage system completely shat the bed and turned the roads…

View More Perth insurance fraudster cant wait to put hatchback to the test against Monday’s predicted floods
Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms Farmers Market

Belle July 11, 2021

It’s 7:00 am on a Sunday morning and Hayley is annoying the living shit out of her housemates. She is tearing around their townhouse getting…

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BREAKING NEWS

Bunnings listens to customers: creates first swim-up sausage sizzle bar

Belle July 10, 2021

Bunnings realised the only way to make their beloved sausage sizzles more Australian was to set up a Bali style swim-up bar to unite weekend…

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  • FIFO bloke admits everyone feels heat differently and doesn’t one-up anyone about Perth’s weather
  • Perth woman christens new car with first load of sand she’ll never get rid of
  • 12 worst people you’ll encounter at the beach
  • Surf CAT fitted with ultra thin doors to prevent it becoming a Scarborough turbo shuttle 
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