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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Galleria to include world’s first drive through, self service bar as part of renovations 

    Morley Galleria will be the proud host to the world’s first combined drive-though and self-service pub. Perhaps the ultimate in thirst quenching convenience.   Due…

    Belle August 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: Bunnings Claremont is like a trip to an alternate universe 

    A SOR man has found himself transported to a strange alternate universe the other day when he was forced to pop into Bunnings Claremont for…

    Belle August 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    High Wycombe crowned satin boxer shorts capital of Perth

    High Wycombe has been crowned the satin boxers capital of Perth after it was revealed over 70% of men aged 10-55 rock an un-fresh pair…

    Belle August 29, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    11 hot topics to get a Western Australian worked up

    Westralians are a fierce bunch but these topics bring out the inner best. Have you got what it takes to drop one into conversation? 1.…

    Belle August 29, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Kid from school who used to punch darts outside Garden City food court now a respectable member of society 

    Against the odds, the little shit you went to school with who was no stranger to the area outside Garbo’s food court has become a…

    Belle August 28, 2025
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Reckons

5 Types of Anti-Maskers

Belle February 1, 2021

Mung beans – a disciple of the church of Pete Evans that describes themselves as a “free thinker”. Typically spouts the kind of nonsense that has…

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IN FOCUS: Working from Home

Belle January 31, 2021

Like the acid reflux from an especially heinous 3am meatbox, COVID has returned to cause us a slight discomfort. On the bright side, working from…

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Unique & Other

The GameStop Expert Analyst

Belle January 30, 2021

GameStop has set a dangerous precedent in the deluded mind of Jack. To some, this market manipulation masterclass by Reddit rogues was a clear message…

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Health & Medicine

Mrs Toilet Paper Panic Buy

Belle January 30, 2021

Nicole is conflicted as to who she should listen to – pandemic experts or that little voice in her head screaming “what if my family’s…

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Work & Study

The Office Admin Worker

Belle January 27, 2021

If the squeaky wheel gets the oil then Christine sounds like a jockey at a helium party. She has maintained her administrative authority via a…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Perth Hoon

Belle January 26, 2021 Boganmotoring

Dex’s Commodore is currently checked in to the Hotel Confiscat-fornia, but it wasn’t always like this. It was the December of ‘14 when Dex invested in…

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