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    Aussie dad amazes son with fable of the mythical tax return 

    A Western Australian man has amazed his boy after treating him to a ripping yarn about an age where tax returns wandered the earth. Young…

    Belle July 1, 2025
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    Private school boy quietly confident his freshly cut mullet will help him connect with the common man

    It has been a year since Bailey graduated from a top Perth PSA school and now freed from the strict routine of upper tier education,…

    Belle June 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Perth man abroad getting a little tired of educating Europe on the art of topping up a long mac

    A Western Australian man has had a gutful of European baristas staring at him with blank, clueless expressions when he attempts to order a proper…

    Belle June 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    SCG covers oval with Crocodile Miles to create a less slippery playing surface

    The SCG has gone to great lengths to ensure their playing surface is more stable ahead of Fremantle’s clash this weekend. To do so, they…

    Belle June 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Ross the Boss throws full support behind WA Secession movement

    Ross Lyon was seen taking deep breaths while gripping a stress ball tightly. His eye twitching out of rage after another spanking on WA turf.…

    Belle June 29, 2025
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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Bunnings DIY

Belle September 1, 2020 BuildingDadHobbyShopping

Trevor is about as handy as a Saudi Arabian thief. A DIY drongo that was initiated in the fires of emasculation. He will never forget…

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IN FOCUS: Balinese Backyard Themes

Belle August 26, 2020

Right now, thousands of Western Australians are suffering from 5th degree SE Asian holiday blue balls. Thanks to early superannuation pilfering & the cancellation of…

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IN FOCUS: Landcruiser 200 Series

Belle August 25, 2020

The Landcruiser 200 series is the viagra of 4WDs – heavily utilised by men beyond their prime. They don’t see “king of the road” as…

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Mr Cottesloe

Belle August 25, 2020 Golden Triangle

Jimmy is the personification of a popped collar on a pink Ralph Lauren polo shirt. He believes that other Golden Triangle burbs are “acceptable” and…

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Mr LinkedIn

Belle August 22, 2020 CEOprofessional

Vince is a CEO, but according to LinkedIn he is a “Leader, Opportunity Creator, Human”. He spends up to 20 hours a week on this…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Talkback Radio Boomer

Belle August 21, 2020

Like any good gastroenteritis breakout, Tony is a master of giving everyone the shits. To achieve this public disservice, he embraces the medium of talkback…

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  • SCG covers oval with Crocodile Miles to create a less slippery playing surface
  • Ross the Boss throws full support behind WA Secession movement
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