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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Perth to Busso flight scrapped proving that dragging oneself through the 9 circles of Down South traffic hell is still better than flying with Qantas

    Qantas had admitted it severely overestimated how keen the general public were to fly with them after scrapping the Perth to Busso route due to…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Virgin confirms that while staffys are now permitted in its cabins, the owners will still be required to fly Jetstar

    Virgin has sought to clarify its policy on allowing pets to fly with their owners inside the cabin after a rush of staffy owners attempted…

    Belle September 17, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Cottesloe Woman In Search Of A Sea Change Moves 2km Down Marine Parade

    Former North St resident and Marine Parade personality, Cynthia, felt she was stuck in a bit of a rut and knew unless she made some…

    Belle September 17, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    VFL admits the pre-season State of Origin is just a way to get Vic players annual trip to WA over with early

    The VFL has announced the State of Origin is returning as a match between Victoria and Western Australia to be held on 14th February 2026. …

    Belle September 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    King Charles offered 15% off Royal Show Claremont verge parking after his public holiday was bumped for Show Day

    King Sausage Fingers was left fuming yesterday after finding out his prime time spring public holiday had been rebranded as Show Day and his birthday…

    Belle September 15, 2025
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Unique & Other

The Perth Dog Thief

Belle May 22, 2019

It’s 2019, and the fur-baby-fication of society is almost fully complete. Tired of seeing our canine pals sniff around the arse-crack of speciesism, we elevated…

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From the Zoo BREAKING NEWS Uncategorized

BREAKING: Fair Work Rules it is Harassment to Bother a Tradie During Smoko

Belle May 21, 2019

A boilermaker has been awarded a large Red Roota combo and 2 darts after it was ruled that an employer has no jurisdiction over an…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Overcompetitive Social Sportsman

Belle May 17, 2019

In high school, Todd held the record for most tennis racquets smashed in a fit of rage. His poor sportsmanship was legendary. The product of…

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From the Zoo Uncategorized

POSTCODES: Baldivis 6171

Belle May 17, 2019

Spend a wonderful day in Baldivis. A semi-rural suburb that is too close to Rockingham and not far enough away from Mandurah. A suburb that…

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Reckons

So, you are joining the Perth Glory Bandwagon?

Belle May 16, 2019

You may be thinking, “Perth Glory? Didn’t we take that off the hinges and exhibit it in the museum?” A fair mistake to make, but…

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From the Zoo Uncategorized

IN FOCUS: NEW BALANCE SNEAKERS

Belle May 13, 2019

Fuck off. You genetic clone. You never swing as low. You’ll never be that man who did what it took to don the mid-life-crisis-kicks. The…

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TRENDING NEWS

  • Perth to Busso flight scrapped proving that dragging oneself through the 9 circles of Down South traffic hell is still better than flying with Qantas
  • Virgin confirms that while staffys are now permitted in its cabins, the owners will still be required to fly Jetstar
  • Cottesloe Woman In Search Of A Sea Change Moves 2km Down Marine Parade
  • VFL admits the pre-season State of Origin is just a way to get Vic players annual trip to WA over with early
  • King Charles offered 15% off Royal Show Claremont verge parking after his public holiday was bumped for Show Day
  • Update on new Westralia public holidays

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