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    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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IN FOCUS: The Commodore Arm

Belle May 9, 2021 Bogan

For years, Commodore owners have favoured driving with their arm out the window. Originally developed as a way to air out the driver’s B.O en…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms Mother’s Day

Belle May 9, 2021 influencerMajor EventMillennialParty

For some, Mother’s Day is about celebrating the lady who let you freeload in her womb for 9 months. For others, it’s a day to…

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IN FOCUS: Septum Piercings

Belle May 8, 2021

The practice of septum piercing can be traced back to warrior tribes in North America. Which makes the modern wearer “problematic” as they are precisely…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting Internet Culture

Mr Joint Facebook Account

Belle May 7, 2021

Karen and Stanley’s marriage is a lot like wanking in a mate’s sleeping bag: sure it feels comfortable, but ultimately it ruins friendships. Near friendless…

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IN FOCUS: Late Night Shopping 

Belle May 6, 2021

Thursday represents different things to different people. For some, thirsty Thursday is the day they get a little too excited and make their Friday drag…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Novice Motorcyclist

Belle May 6, 2021

Todd spends another evening marooned on the shore of existential dread. Savage gusts of age erode his hairline and batter his once youthful looks. His…

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