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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Perth Wet Weather

Belle May 5, 2021

There is always a twinkle in Robbo’s eye when he sees rainfall in Perth. It reminds him of the back streets of Patong where he…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms “I Blame My Bad Life Decisions on Star Signs”

Belle May 4, 2021 New Age

Laura loves astrology because it is infinitely easier to blame her shortcomings on burning balls of space gas, rather than her lack of commitment to…

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WA Culture & Notable Events Unique & Other

The Perth Old Mate

Belle May 2, 2021 BoganPersonalityPub

Dazza is a purebred cob and has left the imprint of his King Gee stubbies on barstools from Meekatharra to Esperance. He has done every…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Eliza

Belle May 1, 2021

Eliza is a 2.2m statue that was commissioned by the City of Perth to commemorate the Crawley Baths – back when bobbing around like bull…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: “Your Mate”

Belle May 1, 2021

Navigating the nuances of the word “mate” is a skill that every Australian acquires through years of dealing with a rich ecosystem of human garbage.…

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Work & Study

Mr “Imma Lawyer!”

Belle April 30, 2021 professionalwanker

These days Australia has more lawyers than you’d find in O.J’s living room after receiving the consolation prize of an exquisite set of steak knives…

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