Mr Perth Cream Pie Protester
Old man McDonald just dropped the hottest BINGO call of 2017 and almost smiles. The ecstasy is short lived as someone mentions that the CEO…
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Ms Australian Drug Mule
If embarrassing your nation was a genre of music then Australian travellers would have more hits than Mark Latham’s knuckles at a Taxi protest. If…
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Ms “Happy Birthday”
Turning 21 used to signify the legal drinking age in Australia. Now it means the start to a brutal attention-seeking endurance event that only the…
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Ms Perth DJ
DJ #blessed beats explodes like Mount Yassss-uvius sending molten hot lava #goals all over the dreams of established DJs. She has just received a call and they want her…
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Mrs “Can I Speak To a Manager?”
For years Deenise suckled from the teat of her hubby’s FIFO wage and raised her kids to feel like they were special. Not special as…
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Mr Freo Dockers (2017)
The Freo Dockers are the Ellenbrook trainline of the AFL: after years of broken promises the fans are left with nothing but a long wait…
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