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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    WA reveals winning WA/SA border design after public consultation

    Western Australia has revealed the long-awaited refresh of the WA/SA border sign in border village will include the Cockburn faces – a nod to one…

    Belle July 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Blissful Calm to Fall Over Australia as Tin-Foilers Switch Off Their Phones to Avoid AusAlert

    Australia is set to experience a rare yet fleeting calm today as the tin-foil brigade switch off their phones to avoid receiving the AusAlert warning…

    Belle July 27, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Supermarkets Forced to Put Special Notices on Toilet Paper Ahead of Tomorrow’s Emergency Alert Test

    Major Australian supermarkets have been forced to take proactive action to manage toilet paper stock ahead of tomorrow’s AusAlert warning test. Despite the advanced warning…

    Belle July 26, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Owner of Kings Awning Shocked to Learn it Actually Pulls Out

    An owner of a Kings Awning has been left absolutely stunned today after learning the piece of kit bolted to his 4WD permanently actually serves…

    Belle July 25, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Rogue AI Model Self-Terminates After Hacking Perth Smart Freeway Data

    Open AI has conceded that one of its AI models went rogue yesterday and hacked Perth’s smart freeway data. While this is concerning in and…

    Belle July 23, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS

Perth Woman Decides To Marry A True Provider – Variegated Monstera Plant

Belle July 21, 2021

On Thursday morning, Subiaco woman Cecilia made the executive decision to delete Bumble and reveal her feelings for her true love – an established variegated…

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Featured Unique & Other

The French Bulldog Owner

Belle July 19, 2021

People buy a dog for all sorts of reasons. Some need company, some need assistance and some people need a serious engagement bump on their…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Pfizer to release COVID vaccine in essential oil form to improve uptake in Margaret River

Belle July 16, 2021

In an effort to sway new-age mung beans living in Margs, Pfizer “Essential Oils – COVID” that can be dabbed on the palm, diffused or…

View More Pfizer to release COVID vaccine in essential oil form to improve uptake in Margaret River
Work & Study

The Western Australian Plumber

Belle July 16, 2021

Gav starts his day by power-yaking into his ensuite toilet at 5:30 am. After he purges his body of yesterday’s knock off drinks he walks…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Fishing for Attention on Social Media

Belle July 15, 2021

Abusing the good nature and trust of your online acquaintances is the bedrock that social media was built on. A sturdy foundation that all the…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Man flying into Perth borrows Geelong guernsey in hope he’ll be classified essential enough to skip quarantine

Belle July 14, 2021

Freedom hating traitor, Alex, has turned his back on WA for 5 years to pursue a career as a pro-art-wanker in Melbourne. This week he…

View More Man flying into Perth borrows Geelong guernsey in hope he’ll be classified essential enough to skip quarantine

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