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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Buddy Franklin Rejoins AFL For Easier Run Than Facing Gingin Boys Again

    Buddy Franklin has made the decision to rejoin the AFL as the thought of having to play against Gingin again vexes the legend. Strapping up…

    Belle April 19, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Perth Cactus to run in 2029 WA State Election after securing youth vote

    Westralia is in shock this morning after the infamous Perth Cactus announced it would be running for Government in the 2029 WA State Election. The…

    Belle April 19, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

     Joy in New Zealand as tinnie with Nation’s fuel supply let through Strait of Hormuz

    Cries of joy have been heard all through New Zealand after they received news that their national tinnie carrying their entire fuel supply was finally…

    Belle April 18, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Two Supertankers-a-Day Limit Imposed on Superpowers to Prevent Panic Buying After Strait of Hormuz Reopens

    Petro-nations in the middle-east have borrowed some inspiration from Australian retail and imposed a 2 supertanker-per-day limit on fuel as the Strait of Hormuz reopens…

    Belle April 18, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Tyre punctures plummet as rising building material costs force tradies to keep track of screws

    Tyre punctures across the entire country have plummeted thanks to the rising cost of building material amid the Iran war. In a rare win for…

    Belle April 17, 2026
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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Overcompetitive Social Sportsman

Belle May 17, 2019

In high school, Todd held the record for most tennis racquets smashed in a fit of rage. His poor sportsmanship was legendary. The product of…

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POSTCODES: Baldivis 6171

Belle May 17, 2019

Spend a wonderful day in Baldivis. A semi-rural suburb that is too close to Rockingham and not far enough away from Mandurah. A suburb that…

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So, you are joining the Perth Glory Bandwagon?

Belle May 16, 2019

You may be thinking, “Perth Glory? Didn’t we take that off the hinges and exhibit it in the museum?” A fair mistake to make, but…

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IN FOCUS: NEW BALANCE SNEAKERS

Belle May 13, 2019

Fuck off. You genetic clone. You never swing as low. You’ll never be that man who did what it took to don the mid-life-crisis-kicks. The…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr “I’m in a Corporate Box”

Belle May 7, 2019

For 5 years, Gregory was an office piglet, madly feasting on the scraps his power-broking bosses threw his way. A free lunch here, a golf…

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The Legend of the Perth Wheel Clamp Man

Belle April 25, 2019

In 2012, Perth was shaken by the actions of one man. Few people have stood so defiantly at the urinal of civil obedience and unleashed…

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