IN FOCUS: Septum Piercings
The practice of septum piercing can be traced back to warrior tribes in North America. Which makes the modern wearer “problematic” as they are precisely…
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Mr Joint Facebook Account
Karen and Stanley’s marriage is a lot like wanking in a mate’s sleeping bag: sure it feels comfortable, but ultimately it ruins friendships. Near friendless…
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IN FOCUS: Late Night Shopping
Thursday represents different things to different people. For some, thirsty Thursday is the day they get a little too excited and make their Friday drag…
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The Novice Motorcyclist
Todd spends another evening marooned on the shore of existential dread. Savage gusts of age erode his hairline and batter his once youthful looks. His…
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Mr Perth Wet Weather
There is always a twinkle in Robbo’s eye when he sees rainfall in Perth. It reminds him of the back streets of Patong where he…
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Ms “I Blame My Bad Life Decisions on Star Signs”
Laura loves astrology because it is infinitely easier to blame her shortcomings on burning balls of space gas, rather than her lack of commitment to…
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