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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    20 years on, Perth man still has overwhelming urge to launch a honkey nut at some kid’s melon

    Perth man, Clint may have graduated from school over two decades but he has never lost the urge to lob a honkey nut at anyone…

    Belle August 18, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: Perth’s falling birth rate directly linked to Zig Zag late night closure

    Experts have finally got the bottom of why the birth rate in Perth has been steadily declining. While some blame the pressures of life and…

    Belle August 17, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Colesworth quietly shelve facial recognition trial after cameras keep flagging their prices as criminal

    Coles & Woolworths have been left red faced after their facial recognition trial backfired spectacularly after the cameras wouldn’t stop flagging their own prices as…

    Belle August 17, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Transperth installs big screens so Freo fans can enjoy games from the comfort of an immobile train

    Transperth has taken the public’s feedback on board from yesterdays calamitous events that left many Flagmantle fans stuck on trains rather than gliding gloriously towards…

    Belle August 15, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Mandurah residents demand data centres after learning of all that sweet, sweet copper

    All over the world, Governments of all levels are grappling with the brave new world of data centre proliferation. These unsightly and thirsty cathedrals of…

    Belle August 14, 2026
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Party & Entertainment

Ms Botanica Bar

Belle January 5, 2015 EntertainmentParty

Welcome to Botanica, the physical manifestation of Tinder where surgically enhanced girls and a sea of seedy men all compete for the classiest of Northern…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms Krispy Kreme

Belle December 11, 2014 Major EventShopping

In Crystal’s world, life is all about sleeping on the street for a chance to buy American crap before anyone else in Perth. Between her…

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Party & Entertainment

Ms Sets on the Beach

Belle December 8, 2014 InstagramParty

Dekoda slips into a pair of silky floral short-shorts and clips on a white bikini top that boosts her already impressive rack of silicon perfection.…

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Bell Tower Times Party & Entertainment The Human Zoo

Mr Harbourside

Belle December 4, 2014

Sean is dressed in his Saturday best: oversized Tommy Hilfiger polo, Adidas tracksuit pants, Air Jordans and a Nautica hat. Who said there wasn’t money…

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Party & Entertainment

Mr Roller

Belle December 3, 2014

It’s 2006, and Clint knocks off work at 3:30 and heads straight to his local bottlo. A six pack of Carlton Draught and a pack…

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WA Culture & Notable Events Party & Entertainment

Mr Yewwww

Belle December 2, 2014 Partyyew

Koby is spraying down his secondhand SeaDoo on the front lawn of his Mullaloo dwelling. He uses the bottle opener attached to his black and…

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  • Transperth installs big screens so Freo fans can enjoy games from the comfort of an immobile train
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