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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    20 years on, Perth man still has overwhelming urge to launch a honkey nut at some kid’s melon

    Perth man, Clint may have graduated from school over two decades but he has never lost the urge to lob a honkey nut at anyone…

    Belle August 18, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: Perth’s falling birth rate directly linked to Zig Zag late night closure

    Experts have finally got the bottom of why the birth rate in Perth has been steadily declining. While some blame the pressures of life and…

    Belle August 17, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Colesworth quietly shelve facial recognition trial after cameras keep flagging their prices as criminal

    Coles & Woolworths have been left red faced after their facial recognition trial backfired spectacularly after the cameras wouldn’t stop flagging their own prices as…

    Belle August 17, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Transperth installs big screens so Freo fans can enjoy games from the comfort of an immobile train

    Transperth has taken the public’s feedback on board from yesterdays calamitous events that left many Flagmantle fans stuck on trains rather than gliding gloriously towards…

    Belle August 15, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Mandurah residents demand data centres after learning of all that sweet, sweet copper

    All over the world, Governments of all levels are grappling with the brave new world of data centre proliferation. These unsightly and thirsty cathedrals of…

    Belle August 14, 2026
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Party & Entertainment

Mr Andy C

Belle January 26, 2015 Party

Drum & Bass music flows through the undercurrent of Perth and pulsates a 180bpm rhythm through the human-vascular system that spawns from Ambar to Metros…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Triple J Snob

Belle January 20, 2015 wanker

If music be the fruit of love, then play on. Although, you must love within boundaries. Those who reach for the low hanging fruit of…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Bucket Hat

Belle January 19, 2015 hipsterParty

Marty’s style is slicker than a kick-flip and fiercer than the most rinsing trap beat ever dropped at Ambar on a bleak Sunday morning. His…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Ms Lorna Jane

Belle January 18, 2015 exerciseFitnessMILF

Lorna Jane: forcing blokes to acknowledge and accept that their sisters and mothers are probably wearing g-bangers. A grim notion that is compounded by the…

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Travellers WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Bintang Singlet

Belle January 15, 2015 World

Thommo proudly wears the singlet of the Kuta Warrior. He fought and fucked his way through Bali while other less staunch Aussies found themselves bent…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Joynt Venture

Belle January 8, 2015 Drugs & AlcoholShopping

Franco grinds up a few dank buds in his muller and whips a thumb-packed cone through his pristine glass pipe. He lays on his bed…

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  • Transperth installs big screens so Freo fans can enjoy games from the comfort of an immobile train
  • Mandurah residents demand data centres after learning of all that sweet, sweet copper
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