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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Aussie Cybertruck Customers Well Compensated For Cancelled Rollout By Not Having To Be Seen In One

    Tesla has told Australian and New Zealand customers that the grotesque skip bin on wheels will not be rolling out in those respective nations. While…

    Belle October 24, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Chevron Tries to Blame Dog After UN Busts Them With Massive Methane Plume Over Gorgon Project

    Chevron has responded desperately to claims by the UN that its Gorgon Project is spewing out methane at a rate of 7.8 tonnes/hour. In a…

    Belle October 23, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Young French Backpackers Working In The Margaret River Region Shocked At How Nice Boomer Visitors Are Being

    There has been a seismic shift in amicability in the South West region of WA as boomer visitors begin treating the young French workers with…

    Belle October 21, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth Influencers Given Two Weeks to Mentally Prepare for Being Seen in Morley Ahead of Galleria Fashion Mall Opening

    The Perth influencing community has been given just 2 weeks to fully prepare themselves with one of the most daunting tasks they’ll ever endure in…

    Belle October 20, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Buzz Cut Tipped To Be AFL’s Hottest Hairstyle Of 2027 After It Introduces Mandatory Universal Hair Testing

    The AFL’s new illicit drug policy has unexpectedly resulted in a major win for the balding community after buzz cuts were tipped to make as…

    Belle October 17, 2026
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Work & Study

Mr Perth Tradie

Belle May 30, 2016 employmenttradie

On-site, Dane contributes less than a soft-cocked corner-jacker at a bukake. Technically, he has a dual trade: shit talking and a cringe-worthy one-upmanship that knows…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms Milk Crisis

Belle May 25, 2016 Major EventoutrageSlacktivist

Helen is sucking the titty of outrage like a yoga-mum’s baby in a busy Cafe. She has fully informed herself about the milk crisis via…

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Travellers

Mr “Go Fund Me”

Belle April 27, 2016 beggingMillennialSocial MediaTravel

As the age of entitlement dawns, Troy squarks the loudest for his share of the unearned feed. For 24 years, Troy suckled on the plentiful…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs Mummy Blogger

Belle April 21, 2016 MummyoutrageSocial Media

Posting a photo of your kid with shit all over his face is the heroin of the full-time mummy world. It’s like the feeling of…

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Health & Medicine

Ms Anti-Vaccine

Belle April 8, 2016 HealthNew AgePseudo Science

This is Linda, and she is an anti-vaccine advocate. Priests hate her! As she has proven that you can ruin a generation of children without…

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Work & Study

Little Miss Corporate

Belle March 17, 2016 employmentFinanceoffice

Jessica’s constant gloating about her grad position is like using the party potato salad to relieve your yeasty itch: it makes her feel good but…

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  • Young French Backpackers Working In The Margaret River Region Shocked At How Nice Boomer Visitors Are Being
  • Perth Influencers Given Two Weeks to Mentally Prepare for Being Seen in Morley Ahead of Galleria Fashion Mall Opening
  • Buzz Cut Tipped To Be AFL’s Hottest Hairstyle Of 2027 After It Introduces Mandatory Universal Hair Testing
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