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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Rockingham man sets up cabana in KFC drive through to reserve his spot this morning 

    Inspired by the inconsiderate actions of many Westralians at beaches, a local pisswreck has had the genius idea of setting up a cabana in the…

    Belle January 27, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Irishman detained for trying to enter Australia without a GAA jersey 

    There were chaotic scenes at Perth Airport today after Border Force apprehended an Irishman who thought he could just waltz into Perth without wearing a…

    Belle January 24, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    New hate speech laws expanded to include pronouncing the CK in Cockburn while in WA

    Last minute amendments to the Albanese Government’s new hate speech laws have been made following an appeal from Westralia.  Pursuant to the new amendment, anyone…

    Belle January 21, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Perth Stadium offers Midland Brick use of unsold Big Bash seats to kiln some bricks today

    Perth Stadium has seen an opportunity to recover any lost profit today due to the heat by offering the unsold seats for the Scorchers game…

    Belle January 20, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    West Australian man recreates the magic of his Niseko holiday by spewin’ in a walk-in freezer 

    Brayden, a proud Westralian man, was yearning to recreate the amazing experiences he had on his latest trip to Niseko, Japan.  Basically following his gameplan…

    Belle January 19, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Acts of “Bazball” decreed a treasonable offence by order of The King

Belle December 22, 2025

England have entered full damage control after the controversial style of aggressive test batting has been declared dead.  Thus to protect the sanctity of English…

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Bell Tower Times From the Zoo

Top 11 worst people you’ll encounter at the pub this silly season

Belle December 21, 2025

The guy who thinks waving a pineapple is ballin’ – Woah, calm down Bill Gates, you wouldn’t want to start a stampede of every female bartender…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Australia to be replaced by Jake Paul at next Ashes to give England a chance at winning something 

Belle December 21, 2025

The ICC has made a ruling that Jake Paul will be replacing the Australian cricket team in all future Ashes games to give England a…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

WA holiday spots overwhelmed by rowdy Balinese tourists

Belle December 21, 2025 Down SouthUp North

As the Aussie dollar drops, Western Australian holiday hot spots are being inundated with rowdy Balinese tourists who have decided to give Australia a taste…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

Top 14 Signs You’re A Down South Pest

Belle December 20, 2025

Going down south is an important part of the Westralian spirit. Some are well behaved, most aren’t, get your bingo cards ready: 1. You ruin…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Baldivis matriarch flexes on neighbours by bringing out a Viennetta after dinner party

Belle December 20, 2025

Belinda was sending a very clear message on Sunday night to the neighbours she invited around to a BBQ when she brought out an original…

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  • New hate speech laws expanded to include pronouncing the CK in Cockburn while in WA
  • Perth Stadium offers Midland Brick use of unsold Big Bash seats to kiln some bricks today
  • West Australian man recreates the magic of his Niseko holiday by spewin’ in a walk-in freezer 
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