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    Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out

    Scabs man, Jase, has suffered the shock of a lifetime after managing to summon what appeared to be half of Ireland to his table after…

    Belle January 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch

    A Perth man has been given his marching orders after a concerned member of the public reported him to the police after overhearing a chilling…

    Belle January 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Morley looks to the future as revellers welcome in 1996 in style 

    The good people of Morley have partied long into the night after welcoming in 1996 in their glorious suburb.  The streets were packed with the…

    Belle January 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover

    Damo, a double bacon deluxe of a bloke, has tried every trick in the book to beat his brutal hangover today. Alas, nothing seems to…

    Belle January 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Ford Ranger driver resolves to change absolutely nothing in the New Year 

    A Ford Ranger driver has declared himself perfect in every way and when the clock hits 12:01, the man has resolved to change absolutely nothing…

    Belle December 31, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Perth Airport introduce a Minotaur to car park labyrinth to motivate people to escape faster

Belle November 27, 2025

Perth Airport has come up with an ingenious way to help punters navigate through the labyrinthine mess of a car park by introducing a bloodthirsty…

View More Perth Airport introduce a Minotaur to car park labyrinth to motivate people to escape faster
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

BOM apologises after accidentally slugging taxpayers $92 million for a night out at Crazy Horse

Belle November 26, 2025

The Bureau of Meteorology has come under fire again after it was revealed it accidentally submitted an expense for froffs at Adelaide’s famous Crazy Horse. …

View More BOM apologises after accidentally slugging taxpayers $92 million for a night out at Crazy Horse
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Authorities believe there is more out there after spotting a shark with a Kmart dinner plate off Lancelin 

Belle November 26, 2025

Western Australian Police have stated they will be continuing their search off the coast of Lancelin after a fisherman reported spotting a great white shark…

View More Authorities believe there is more out there after spotting a shark with a Kmart dinner plate off Lancelin 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Fisheries impose strict bag limit after mysterious 500kg parcel intercepted in Lancelin 

Belle November 25, 2025

Fisheries have sent a stern message to the fishos around Lancelin that strict bag limits will apply after a mysterious 500kg parcel was intercepted off…

View More Fisheries impose strict bag limit after mysterious 500kg parcel intercepted in Lancelin 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Alcoa scraps Perth Hills expansion, saying the environment comes first until profits look juicier

Belle November 25, 2025

American mining giant Alcoa has listened to the environmental concerns of the Perth Hills over its plans to expand its exploration of the Jarrah Forest…

View More Alcoa scraps Perth Hills expansion, saying the environment comes first until profits look juicier
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Mandurah to burn massive Mozzie coils in its pippy to help get pests under control 

Belle November 24, 2025

Mandurah has decided to use one of its most valuable assets in the fight against mosquitoes this summer – the famous Mandurah crackpipe.  Taking inspiration…

View More Mandurah to burn massive Mozzie coils in its pippy to help get pests under control 

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  • Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover
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