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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Jimmy Barnes concert to replace seating with outdoor Bali settings to better suit crowd

    Jimmy Barnes has made an executive decision to supply all his VIP concert attendees with the level of budget luxury they are accustomed to at…

    Belle February 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    A Day in the Life of a Certified Forklift Operator

    6:00 am – I wake up on me girlfriend’s mum’s futon. I’m no longer allowed to use the bathroom after she found my bucket set…

    Belle February 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: The Eastern State mind can’t comprehend our toll-less utopia

    A man visiting Westralia from Sydney has been left as stunned as a mullet at a taser party while driving on our roads. In a…

    Belle February 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Concerns after a battalion of emus put in a bid for Leeuwin Barracks 

    Western Australia is on high alert this morning after it was revealed a battalion of emus related to the original army that conquered WA in…

    Belle February 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    A day in the life of a Nissan Patrol driver

    7:00 am – I awaken to the sun shining on my face and birds chirping. It’s like a Disney scene if the character passed out…

    Belle February 5, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Man who loaded up on cheap tuesday petrol laying low over fears he could be next

Belle January 5, 2026

A Perth man who took advantage of 1.69 fuel last Tuesday has been rocked by the events in Venezuela.  Given the price of fuel had…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Down South begs Perth family to stay after being reminded they’d be nothing without their tourist dollars

Belle January 4, 2026

The entirety of Down South have made an impassioned plea to a Perth family to remain in the region after being reminded today that they…

View More Down South begs Perth family to stay after being reminded they’d be nothing without their tourist dollars
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

New Perth Cafe seeks to capture the boomer market by offering water straight from the hose

Belle January 4, 2026

A new café opening in Perth has thrown down the gauntlet to Dôme by announcing an aggressive play to capture the boomer market from them. Not…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Cottesloe man insists Rotto isn’t elitist after spotting someone from Nedlands 

Belle January 3, 2026

A Cottesloe man born into generational wealth has refuted claims Rottnest Island is some elitist getaway island.  He says that on his recent trip to…

View More Cottesloe man insists Rotto isn’t elitist after spotting someone from Nedlands 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance

Belle January 2, 2026

Thomas aka “Rig Brah” was forced to take a long hard look in the mirror after an eye-opening effort at his friend’s Xmas party last…

View More Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out

Belle January 2, 2026

Scabs man, Jase, has suffered the shock of a lifetime after managing to summon what appeared to be half of Ireland to his table after…

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