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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Report: man thought it was a good idea to go to Hillarys on a public holiday for some reason

    A local bozo had the bright idea to drag his family to Hillarys today to enjoy a nice relaxing public holiday next to the tranquil…

    Belle March 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    AI traffic camera suffers catastrophic meltdown trying to process first morning of WA long weekend

    A mobile AI traffic camera positioned on the Freeway heading southbound has crashed out under the sheer volume of how much vehicular fuckery it was…

    Belle February 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Authorities up the ante against Alcoa with sternly worded tree vandalism sign in Northern Jarrah Forest

    A joint taskforce into Alcoa’s tree cutting shitcuntery in the Northern Jarrah Forest has been launched between State and Federal environmental authorities. Fearing the $55…

    Belle February 27, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    City of Perth confident parking fee hike is a ‘non-issue’ thanks to Perth’s famous love of public transport

    It’s a move that some punters are sceptical about given the CBD has the humming hustle and bustle of Galleria most of the time. However,…

    Belle February 27, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Parents squirm awkwardly after kids ask them what Pinky’s was like back in their day

    A lovely day on Rottnest island turned awkward after a visit to the infamous Pinky’s Beach. It seems the parents were unable to hide their…

    Belle February 26, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

New Netflix series to be set in the South West in jeopardy after crew fail to bypass Bunbury 

Belle January 30, 2026

Netflix are seriously considering pulling the plug on their new TV series to be set in WA’s South West after the filming crew made a…

View More New Netflix series to be set in the South West in jeopardy after crew fail to bypass Bunbury 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

REPORT: Bloke beginning to think his new Garmin watch thinks he’s an absolute hog

Belle January 29, 2026

A man has made the fatal error of trying to improve his physique this week by purchasing a brand spankin’ Garmin fitness watch.  To be…

View More REPORT: Bloke beginning to think his new Garmin watch thinks he’s an absolute hog
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A Day in the Life of a Plumber

Belle January 29, 2026

5:00 am – I always start my day with a little plumbing emergency of my own to remind me of why I’m in this business.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Ed Sheeran cancels Perth Stadium gig after learning he won’t be opening for the Perth Scorchers 

Belle January 29, 2026

Ed Sheeran has made a frank admission to his fans that he only booked Perth Stadium this weekend because he thought he’d get a chance…

View More Ed Sheeran cancels Perth Stadium gig after learning he won’t be opening for the Perth Scorchers 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man treats his house to the ol ‘Balcatta Sunset’ after installing a bore

Belle January 28, 2026

Local man Todd has expressed his joy at “finally feeling like a true sandgroper” after staining the bricks, fence and power boxes of his property…

View More Man treats his house to the ol ‘Balcatta Sunset’ after installing a bore
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Japan braces for impact as Aussie dollar surges

Belle January 28, 2026

A collective sigh from the population of Japan was heard after news broke that the Aussie dollar was surging and was approaching its strongest against…

View More Japan braces for impact as Aussie dollar surges

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  • City of Perth confident parking fee hike is a ‘non-issue’ thanks to Perth’s famous love of public transport
  • Parents squirm awkwardly after kids ask them what Pinky’s was like back in their day
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