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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon

    Plans for the latest Perth suburb in the ever-expansive sprawl have moved one step closer after the successful launch of the Orion as part of…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Government requires Smiths Beach development to include Wave Park to win over locals

Belle March 6, 2026

Does Yallingup have enough waves? That is the question the Government has wrestled with while deciding whether a development at Smiths Beach is appropriate. While…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional Travel

Experts warn global conflict could push international airfares toward regional WA prices

Belle March 5, 2026

Passengers wishing to fly internationally have been met with the harsh realisation that fares are now hovering around the atmospheric heights of typical regional WA…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth prepares for possible WW3 the only way it knows how: hoarding toilet paper

Belle March 3, 2026

There’s one thing you can bank on when the world is in the grips of instability – the unshakable Perth fear of not having enough…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Queue at cheaper Perth petrol station Now Stretching to Kalgoorlie

Belle March 3, 2026

A potent combination of the conflict in the Middle East, fear mongering and the reputation of petrol companies has created the perfect storm today as…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Report: man thought it was a good idea to go to Hillarys on a public holiday for some reason

Belle March 2, 2026

A local bozo had the bright idea to drag his family to Hillarys today to enjoy a nice relaxing public holiday next to the tranquil…

View More Report: man thought it was a good idea to go to Hillarys on a public holiday for some reason
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

AI traffic camera suffers catastrophic meltdown trying to process first morning of WA long weekend

Belle February 28, 2026

A mobile AI traffic camera positioned on the Freeway heading southbound has crashed out under the sheer volume of how much vehicular fuckery it was…

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  • WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday
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