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    Concerns after a battalion of emus put in a bid for Leeuwin Barracks 

    Western Australia is on high alert this morning after it was revealed a battalion of emus related to the original army that conquered WA in…

    Belle February 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    A day in the life of a Nissan Patrol driver

    7:00 am – I awaken to the sun shining on my face and birds chirping. It’s like a Disney scene if the character passed out…

    Belle February 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Why yes, aging Scarborough man does reckon he could also do a 4km heroic swim in rough seas

    Brett, 42, from Scarborough has watched the heroic actions of young Austin and has confirmed that the young champion is made from the same sort…

    Belle February 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    12 types of awful coworkers you can’t avoid

    Since time began, humans were forced to work together towards a communal goal. Alas, that goal appears to be losing one’s faith in humanity. Here’s…

    Belle February 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth man dodges synthetic lawn ban by registering yard as a commercial pizza oven

    A Perth resident has reacted poorly to the news that he is not permitted to install synthetic lawn on his front yard.  He comes from…

    Belle February 3, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Cottesloe man insists Rotto isn’t elitist after spotting someone from Nedlands 

Belle January 3, 2026

A Cottesloe man born into generational wealth has refuted claims Rottnest Island is some elitist getaway island.  He says that on his recent trip to…

View More Cottesloe man insists Rotto isn’t elitist after spotting someone from Nedlands 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance

Belle January 2, 2026

Thomas aka “Rig Brah” was forced to take a long hard look in the mirror after an eye-opening effort at his friend’s Xmas party last…

View More Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out

Belle January 2, 2026

Scabs man, Jase, has suffered the shock of a lifetime after managing to summon what appeared to be half of Ireland to his table after…

View More Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch

Belle January 1, 2026

A Perth man has been given his marching orders after a concerned member of the public reported him to the police after overhearing a chilling…

View More Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Morley looks to the future as revellers welcome in 1996 in style 

Belle January 1, 2026

The good people of Morley have partied long into the night after welcoming in 1996 in their glorious suburb.  The streets were packed with the…

View More Morley looks to the future as revellers welcome in 1996 in style 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover

Belle January 1, 2026

Damo, a double bacon deluxe of a bloke, has tried every trick in the book to beat his brutal hangover today. Alas, nothing seems to…

View More Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover

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