St Paddy’s Day sees statewide shortage of traffic controllers in WA
The WA construction industry has ground to a halt today after thousands of traffic controllers mysteriously called in sick on St Paddy’s Day. It is…
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Australians allowed early access to super to afford Easter
The Albanese Government has rolled out a range of measures to combat the ever-burgeoning cost of living allegedly caused by the Iran war. Punters will…
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BREAKING: Perth man nails beach conditions after demonstrating basic ability to read wind forecast
Friends of a Perth man have accused him of witchcraft after he took a few minutes of his day to check the wind forecast and…
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Freo stranded after team bus runs out of diesel on way to Melbourne Airport
Freo’s evening just got a little bit worse after blowing a decent lead and losing to Geelong at Kardinya Park today. However, it wasn’t only…
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Petrol companies assure public global conflict price gouging won’t affect regular Easter price gouging
In a rare unified front, a spokesperson representing all the major petrol companies fronted the media to calm fears that people were going to miss…
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Western Suburbs accuse government of ignoring battlers as diesel shortage puts Rotto trips at risk
Perth’s Western Suburbs are demanding the Government do more to protect what they call the “real battlers” in this diesel shortage shitshow. Of course, they…
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