One Nation’s Pauline Hanson is now in a position to answer Trump’s calls for assistance after being gifted a G7 by Gina Rinehart’s company.
The Queensland firebrand is expected to depart for the dangerous Middle Eastern airspace this afternoon with one mission in mind: open up the Strait of Hormuz.
A source close to Pauline told The Times that the Strait was becoming a pain in the arse for both Trump and Gina, so as a loyal follower she had to do the right thing. Adding,
“Trump called to congratulate her on her new plane and reminded her that Australia still hasn’t sent an Airforce to help clean up his mess, Pauline couldn’t volunteer her services quicker, she’s a real American patriot like that”
Pauline’s advisors begged her not to go citing the danger she would face in the Strait if Iran took exception to her presence. However, she was adamant this is what Trump and Gina wanted.
On a related matter, the airport is on high alert for any indication BRS has stowed away in the aircraft. With the head of security telling The Times,
“He’s on bail and really wants to get that wellness business going in Spain, we’re just hoping he doesn’t see Air-GINA as his way to freedom”
No doubt.
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