“I was right! I was right!”, a local handcuffed man wailed while covered in a thick layer of his own human shit.
But who was apprehending him? For what purpose? What was his crime? Well this self styled “free thinker” always knew he was living on borrowed time.
He’d defiantly avoided a overdue fine from the State Library of Western Australia since 1992. It was a Nat Geo magazine with a few decent pair of norks in it that he needed to get him through a tough month. We’ve all been there.
But why now? How’d they find him?
Well, as he was screaming, the ServiceWA app was indeed a trap for the Government to settle old scores.
For $100, he’d fallen into the trap.
But why the thick layer of human shit? What did he stand to gain from antagonising authority more?
Well as it turned out he just listened to a Joe Rogan podcast that said a shit bath was more effective at curing erectile dysfunction than big pharma.
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