A Western Australian farmer has had the novel idea to replace his crops with AI slop so he can secure the same water supply as data centres.
We spoke to Rod who said his first yield of FB meme grade slop was just months away and showed us a few samples he’d grown in controlled conditions to show us the quality. He told The Times,
“Look at that, that’s ready to go straight into a SE Asian controlled One Nation supporter group, that’s good gear that, and only needs three times the water of a normal crop”
While water intensive, Rod knows the Government will happily supply him with the water he needs as they seem to be in a total panic of falling behind and missing the top of the AI-bubble.
Rod said that while his own father would be horrified at the change in direction it was necessary to compete with the harsh Australian climate, adding,
“We have to make a choice, either be susceptible to increasing drought and sell our produce to Colesworth for peanuts or we get into AI slop farming while the getting’s good”
Already, Rod has had a lot of interest for his premium AI slop from political parties wanting to stockpile enough of the shit to get them through the next Federal Election.
What strange times we live in.
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