The world has turned to Western Australia to take control of the clusterfuck happening in the Strait of Hormuz after now Trump has floated the idea of charging a toll for ships to use it.
After slamming Iran for wanting the same, Trump in all his senile glory has demanded the world pay him for the costs of keeping the Strait Open – oblivious to the fact everyone know it’s his fault it’s fkn closed to begin with.
Nevertheless, WA is famous for a few things – keeping pokies and tolls out of our wonderful state. It’s not surprise we were asked to help out.
A global thoroughfare expert said WA understood the important of keeping roads and waterways toll-free. Adding,
“WA will save the day, they have the right philosophy. Please keep those lost causes NSW and VIC as far away as possible. Money grubbing bozos selling major roads to private companies. Makes you sick”
We understand that the Bullcreek Aviation Museum will be helping WA out with the hardware needed to strike fear into the hearts of both Iran and America.
Our message is simple: waste each other’s time all you want by the Strait of Hormuz remains toll-free. Ain’t nobody want to be paying $3 a litre for fuel again.
Thanks WA.
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