It’s a great day for Perth’s leering community after it has been announced the speed limit on West Coast Drive will be lowered to 40km/h.…
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A Day In The Life Of A Range Rover Driver
9:00 am – awaken to boorish knocking and aggressive phone calling from a tradesman. He claims he’s been here since 8:30. I try to remind…
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Perth managers prepare for rare peaceful Saturday as the usual suspects will be at P!nk
Perth managers across the entire range of hospitality are preparing for the most peaceful Saturday on record this weekend. Obviously, excluding those poor souls stuck…
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Citywide shortage of capri pants as P!nk mums prepare to descend on Optus Stadium
If you were in the market for a brand-spankin’ pair of capri pants before the weekend’s P!nk show then you’d better look over east! Retailers…
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Aussie farmer sets up cameras in Woolies negotiation room to help stop the real theft
A Western Australian farmer has set up a series of cameras in the negotiation room before his meeting with Woolworths to help stop the blatant…
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Woolworths proudly introduces self serve up-skirt cams to protect shareholders’ interests
Woolworths still leads the way in intrusive camera technology as it unveils its latest weapon in the fight against shoplifting – an “up-skirt cam” that…
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