The WA Government has added Albany to the list of heatwave warnings after the mercury in the sleeping South West city cracked a blistering 30…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
“Dozens” Feared Inconvenienced As Perth Train Network Cacks Itself Due To Heat
TransPerth is apologising profusely to the handful of people who still use the train network for the delays caused by the intense spice of today’s…
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Piara Waters residents move to ban Harrisdale residents from Robot Park
Tension is simmering SOR with snobby Piara Waters residents petitioning their local council to ban Harrisdale residents from their flagship park. Robot Park is located…
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Man who grew up believing school was cancelled after 3 days of 40+ shocked to learn truth
A WA man swore that the cancellation of school during three consecutive temperatures of above 40 was basically enshrined into the Constitution. This is despite…
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Back-to-school mummy forces kids to do a dressed rehearsal so they don’t ruin her big day tomorrow
Affluent “mumfluencer” Rebecca has been preparing for one of the biggest days on her social media calendar all year – her children returning to school…
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Young hill dweller torn between Fox Racing shirt and best HiVis for date night
A young Perth hill dweller has turned to his favourite group chat to ask “the boys” for their advice on what he should wear to…
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