Police have launched a massive operation in South Freo this afternoon after a concerned member of the public witnessed a blow-in from Bicton consuming a…
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Novak Djokovic wins coveted “least amount of quokka in a quokka promotional post” award
While Novak is one of the most successful tennis players to ever play the game, he has gone out in straight sets in the art…
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South Perth Blow-In Really Thought the Ferry Was Going To Be His Salvation
A man who moved to South Perth 2 years ago has been left with a bad taste in his mouth after claiming he was sold…
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Man in company branded car quietly confident driving like a stain is a top marketing strategy
Perth man Andrew deploys a bold marketing strategy every time he gets in his company-branded car – driving like an absolute shitstain on the grundies…
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BREAKING: Man actually cracks 100 on the Freeway
An excited motorist has had to pull over to ring his loved ones after achieving a feat he previously thought impossible. At approximately 915 this…
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Man floating in “gooch period” only tethered to space & time by what day of the test it is
A Perth man is hoping the cricket goes for a full 5 days so he can maintain the smallest of grips on reality. After Boxing…
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