As always, Karrinyup shoppers were blissfully unaware of the Telstra network outage today as they went about their usual days perusing goods in Perth’s most…
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Telstra Manages to Make Optus Look Like a Competent Network
A nationwide Telstra outage has done what experts previously said was not possible – it has made their rival Optus look like a competent network…
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Americans Baffled World Cup Continues After the World Just Got Knocked Out
Millions of Americans all over the country are in a state of total confusion as to why the World Cup hasn’t been called off seeing…
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Australia Announces Public Holiday to Celebrate America Getting Smashed Out of the World Cup After Blatantly Cheating
Albo has announced that going forward the 7th July will be celebrated as a day of delicious karma after Belgium wiped the floor with them…
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China Plays Down Pacific Missile Test as Temu’s New Ultra Express Delivery Option
China has told its pacific allies to take a chill pill today after going through with their plans to test ballistic missiles in the region.…
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AFL Restores Flagmantle’s Winning Streak After Call From Trump
The footy world is in shock after an unprecedented call from President Trump to the AFL asking them to review the Dockers’ loss against GWS…
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