Local mid-30s bloke and former party animal Sam has made sure his green wristband from the Pendulum gig yesterday remained on his wrist as he…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Local bobtail wants to know if your eyes are fucken painted on mate
At 8:30 am this morning, a local bobtail had just finished a healthy session of terrorising a cowardly old lady in her garden. Feeling satisfied…
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Deceased Grandfather Now Underground Enough For Hipster’s Love
Eugene is preparing for the most exclusive DJ synth set of 2023: his grandfather’s wake. Eugene and his grandfather struggled to find common ground in…
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Perth Driver’s Licences Now Conditional On Passing Simulated Bunbury Farmers Market Test
In a radical overhaul to road safety, the DoT has decreed that all Perth learner drivers will be required to successfully pass a simulated Bunbury…
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Clayton Oliver reveals he wants to chase a premiership with WAFL champions East Freo
The AFL nuffie scene has absolutely lost its shit with Clayton Oliver trade rumours. Almost anyone with a Twitter account and a former blue tick…
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Awful Perth family prepares to transition from Up North holiday pests to Down South holiday pests as dry season ends
A truly awful Perth family has thoroughly not enjoyed their dry season adventures in the Pilbara & Kimberley and have made sure to let every…
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