Reports are streaming in that Brisbane locals have decided to skip the most important meal of the day after a weekend that has rocked their…
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Collingwood based dealer pulls up sore after his own personal Grand Final last night
Tom*, a Collingwood based bag supplier has described how he’s trained for years to be ready for a Collingwood premiership and feels like he actually…
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REPORT: “Your Mate” At It Again
In news that no one will find shocking, “your mate” has begun acting like a clown after you took the punt on inviting him out…
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Defence lawyers licking their lips as Collingwood fans get on it
A big night of partying awaits Melbourne and Australia in general as thousands of Pie’s fans celebrate their team’s Grand Final victory over the Brisbane…
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Serial stinge bringing TEDs surely looking to pull off a Grand Final day esky switcheroo
Infamous stinge, Kyle, is once again looking to pull off the perfect ruse this Grand Final day. His plan is simple, to slip his disgusting…
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Advice Column: Help! I’m dating a Collingwood supporter
Dear Belle, I hope this letter reaches you urgently. I have been dating this new feller for a month and I thought I’d introduce him…
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