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A western suburbs gym goer who typically puts in 5 minutes on the treadmill and another 25 minutes of walking aimlessly around the weights section…
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An up-and-coming bubble tea vendor has literally licked her lips as she drove past a vacant shopfront on Albany Highway East Vic Park. So enamoured…
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A Subtle Clue To Who May Have Won The $30M Lotto Has Sprung Up Overnight
The winner of the $30M lotto may have left a subtle clue to their identity after a billboard telling “Ken” to shove a job up…
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REPORT: Middle Aged Baldivis Woman Not Ready To Let Go
Sue still remembers that fateful day in the early 2000s when she first got sold the dream of rock-hard abs. She was tending to her…
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WA Health “Not Mad, Just Disappointed” They Have To Warn People Not To Stare Directly At The Sun Ahead Of Exmouth Eclipse
An American tourist has landed down in Perth ahead of the Exmouth full solar eclipse event on the 20th of April. In true ‘Murican spirit…
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