A merger between two large Australian businesses has fallen to shit today after the prospects of a successful merge became all too much for the…
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Canberra Admits They Only Visited WA To Make Sure We Weren’t Shitting The Bed On All That Mining Money
Federal heavyweights have breathed a sigh of relief on their way out of WA conceding that they only popped over to make sure the behemoth…
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WA Man To Tell Grandkids About How He Bravely Lived Near A Suburban Basketball Court
Some say we are defined by our greatest struggles and for many NIMBY fun-hating nutsacks that struggle is having to endure the sound of kids…
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10 Unbreakable Rules To Aussie Nickname Etiquette
Never dictate your own nickname – this is the prime directive. The golden rule. Attempting to label yourself with a cool nickname will fail 100%…
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Albo Pledges Funding For Regional Art After Learning Hedland’s Most Famous Mural Was Removed
Anthony “Albo” Albanese is currently in Port Hedland for a Federal Cabinet meeting to discuss the biggest issues affecting the nation. However, it was a…
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Armed WA Tourism Agents Waiting Outside HBF To Drag Harry Away For Quokka Selfie Obligation
A crack team of WA Tourism agents has been dispatched to HBF Stadium to ensure Harry Styles fulfills the conditions of his visit to WA…
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