The Prince of Darkness has reached out to Perth to apologise for his role in adding additional smoke to the city. However, confirms it’s just…
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Emergency Rations Of Antihistamines En Route To Perth Cup To Combat All The Sniffing Going On
Authorities have been left baffled by the “severe sniff fest” going on at Perth Cup and fear that there may be an outbreak of some…
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Perth Man Who Has Never Enjoyed New Year’s Eve Getting Amped For Another Terrible Night Tomorrow
Brayden can hardly contain his excitement as he mentally wills time to move faster so he can enjoy another disaster of a New Year’s Eve…
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The Left Bank Opens 2nd Line For Influencers Trying To Grift Their Way Into Xmas Eve Party
To cater to the sheer demand of wannabe influencers trying to trade their perceived social capital for a free ticket, The Left Bank has been…
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WA Girl Deems Day At The Beach Completely “Pointless” After Phone Battery Dies On Arrival
Emma thought she’d hit the jackpot – a low 30’s, light morning breeze, and not a whiff of gainful employment to stink out the influencer-toilet…
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CoComelon heavy Spotify Wrapped playlist the final nail in young dad’s partying coffin
“This is who I am now”, a young father lamented after checking out his Spotify Wrapped playlist for 2022 to see it absolutely dominated by…
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