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Category: Lifestyle

Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Young professional still sipping water from a glass like a peasant

Belle January 23, 2024

The cost of living crisis has reached a new low. With a young professional being spotted drinking water from a communal glass this week. Naturally,…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth Man Confident Of Health Kick After Swapping Beer For Twice As Many Hard Seltzers

Belle January 22, 2024

East Freo resident Kyle feels like he’s kept a promise to himself for once after swapping out his usual Wednesday arvo 6 pack for 12…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Claremont Dad Sues Private School After Son Decides To Be A Tradie

Belle January 22, 2024

Not even the threat of cancelling his son’s trust fund could stop a local boy from breaking his father’s heart and taking up an apprenticeship…

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REPORT: Birkenstock Owner Doesn’t Know When To Let Go

Belle January 21, 2024

It’s a tough gig being the owner of elite German sandals. It comes with a lot of responsibility that you thong-wearing plebs would never understand.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Swamp box owner in severe denial about the dryness of Perth’s heat

Belle January 14, 2024

Bob is currently in deep denial about the efficacy of his evaporative air conditioner as it battles to cool his double brick home in the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Strata Sheriff on High Alert to Ensure no Guest Has Any Fun in the Pool Today

Belle January 13, 2024

A self appointed strata-sheriff woke up this morning to one of the biggest days on the Calander – a 40 degree day, where strata tenants…

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