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Target mum shocked to learn that she’s essentially a Kmart mum now

Belle January 10, 2024

A self-styled Target hack-queen was dealt a harsh blow of reality when she read that Target was going to start stocking Kmart’s pleb brand Anko.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Rockingham man proposes to his “partner-in-crime” with diamond ankle monitor

Belle January 9, 2024

A romantic Rocko boy has found a novel way to express his love & lifelong dedication to his literal partner-in-crime. Instead of the usual diamond…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Country menace about to risk it all at his neighbouring property’s secret marron spot

Belle January 9, 2024

Photos of Marron flooding social media as the season starts have given Rooster the motivation he needs to launch one of his infamous raids on…

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Formerly fit big fella struggling with transition into garden variety rotund big fella

Belle January 8, 2024

Country boy and former hulking strongman Brett used to take great pride in being addressed as “big fella”. In fact, for most of his life,…

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1st Year Law Student Annihilates Bar Staff After Refusal of Service

Belle January 8, 2024

Tom, a first year law student, has a very clear message for the inner city bar staff who, in his learned opinion, erroneously assessed his…

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Local Dad Has The Most Elegant Solution To Rowdy Neighbours Partying All Night

Belle January 7, 2024

A local dad has “just the right medicine” for his neighbours whose weekend once again blew out into piggish proportions. With the sounds of loud…

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