Mel doesn’t really know where her interest in grisly True Crime ends and her ill-fated green thumbery begins. Mostly because for Mel, the result is…
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Perth bloke Andy has thrown himself an absolute Hail Mary in the dying hours of his ill-fated Bumble date by rushing into the toilets are…
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A Perth CBD firm is monitoring the well-being of coworker Tim carefully in the wake of an excessively caffeinated morning. The first red flag was…
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A craft brewery has finally admitted that its absurd chocolate dessert stouts are in fact designed for the sort of men who want a milk…
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A Perth office monkey should have paid attention in year 10 science when they taught students how shadows work after his shame was cast on…
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Local Perth man Keith attempted to join the police force as a younger man but was confronted with the realisation that he wasn’t cop material.…
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