Perth man, Brett, has seen the up-side to the heinous cost of living crisis after expertly deploying it as an excuse to avoid his new…
View More Man embraces cost of living crisis after successfully using it as an excuse to get out of cousin’s “48 month old’s earth day celebration”
Local pisswreck and general grub Matty has woken up on a mate’s couch after a heavy Friday night on the froffs. He laid there in…
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A clueless Melbourne arsehole has entered our great nation of Westralia and is expected to satisfy his coffee craving after 3 pm today. Locals called…
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Finally! Art Attack is coming back to the screens in a modern re-envisioning where Neil will spend most of the episode getting pissed as he…
View More Art Attack Reboot Planned Where Neil Smashes Piss While Painting To Appeal To Millennial Audience
Motivated by a recent decision by a NOR chef to ban vegans, a Perth restaurateur has decided to take aim at a group he would…
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When it comes to complacency, Tony from Belmont sets the gold standard. Expertly avoids any opportunities to grow or improve his life with a simple…
View More Discover How One Man Skillfully Avoids Improving His Life By Embracing the ‘It Is What It Is’ Mentality