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Idiot Melburnian visiting Perth thinks he can just waltz in and grab a coffee after 3 pm

Belle July 6, 2023

A clueless Melbourne arsehole has entered our great nation of Westralia and is expected to satisfy his coffee craving after 3 pm today. Locals called…

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Art Attack Reboot Planned Where Neil Smashes Piss While Painting To Appeal To Millennial Audience

Belle July 5, 2023

Finally! Art Attack is coming back to the screens in a modern re-envisioning where Neil will spend most of the episode getting pissed as he…

View More Art Attack Reboot Planned Where Neil Smashes Piss While Painting To Appeal To Millennial Audience
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Perth Restaurant Sensationally Bans Influencers, Tells Them To TikTok Elsewhere

Belle June 21, 2023 influencer

Motivated by a recent decision by a NOR chef to ban vegans, a Perth restaurateur has decided to take aim at a group he would…

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Discover How One Man Skillfully Avoids Improving His Life By Embracing the ‘It Is What It Is’ Mentality

Belle June 13, 2023

When it comes to complacency, Tony from Belmont sets the gold standard. Expertly avoids any opportunities to grow or improve his life with a simple…

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REPORT: Winter Really Testing Local Bloke’s Seltzer Diet Strategy 

Belle June 11, 2023

During summer, Perth local, Damo was able to force down seltzer after seltzer in the knowledge he was putting less KJs into his body thus…

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Millennial feels last piece of youth slip away after sunny day gets her amped to wash bed sheets

Belle June 11, 2023

A Perth millennial has finally made the hard decision to accept her age in life after getting a little too excited at the prospects of…

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