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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

It’s 2001 and you’re about to make a big mistake…

Belle September 23, 2023

Picture it, you picked up 3 for $10 deal from Liquorland and are currently trying to finish the 3rd bottle in a mate’s backyard because…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Rupert Murdoch accused of trying to influence the election of new bingo caller at retirement home

Belle September 23, 2023 Entertainment

Murdoch is at it again! This time he has been accused of running a brutal and slanderous campaign against the retirement home resident tipped to…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Baldivis woman shocked to learn she was preggo after sitting on step-brother’s computer chair

Belle September 22, 2023

A Baldivis woman was shocked to learn she was preggo today given she hadn’t done the deed with anyone for several months. At first, she…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

WA man vows to never set foot on Rotto because he doesn’t do overseas holidays

Belle September 22, 2023

Macka, a level 5 old mate and an honorary member of the WA League of True Blue Cobbers has told his son-in-law, Dan, where to…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Eshays flood into Melbourne to support their spiritual homeland Greater Western Sydney

Belle September 22, 2023

Melbourne has been flooded with legions of “Sydney’s Realest” original eshays as they take a break from spitting at train stations to support GWS –…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

ChatGPT crashes after trying to learn from Perth Smart Freeway data

Belle September 21, 2023

ChatGPT has lost several artificial-IQ points after attempting to process data from the Perth Smart Freeway system. It turns out that Skynets foetus was clever…

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