“SILENCE, PLEASE, I NEED SILENCE!”, the young man roared after his Bumble date’s housemate dared make a small amount of noise from 5m away. It…
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Category: BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING: The AFL sneakily Trademark “Flagmantle”
In 2022, the Flagmantle train gained momentum after the Dockers had a better than average season. It didn’t amount to much but the name has…
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Swamp box owner in severe denial about the dryness of Perth’s heat
Bob is currently in deep denial about the efficacy of his evaporative air conditioner as it battles to cool his double brick home in the…
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Strata Sheriff on High Alert to Ensure no Guest Has Any Fun in the Pool Today
A self appointed strata-sheriff woke up this morning to one of the biggest days on the Calander – a 40 degree day, where strata tenants…
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WA Accused of Taking the Whole “Hot Theme” A Little Seriously
The Big Bash has reached out to Western Australia to ask them to cool it a bit on the whole raging inferno theme they have…
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BREAKING: Perth Man Wanting $500 Cash Out At Pub Isn’t Fooling Anyone
A rambunctious Perth man has attempted to get $500 cash out at a busy central pub this evening. Reports have come in that everyone in…
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