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WA Man Develops Trust Issues After Being Tricked By A Green Milk Carton Over East

Belle March 19, 2023 WA Culture

“These sickos drink what?”, the man was heard yelling as he erroneously believed the green carton he spotted in the deli would contain spearmint milk.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

SOR Forced To Serve Deconstructed Emu Export As Rising Rents Accelerate Gentrification

Belle March 18, 2023 SORWA Culture

SOR venues have struggled to keep up with the changing faces of their suburbs. Many acknowledge that they need to start serving fancycunt shit if…

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Irish tradie’s blood now legally able to be sold as Guinness halfway through St Pat’s Weekend

Belle March 18, 2023

An Irish tradie living in Perth is in the middle of a pretty full on St Pat’s Weekend. So much so that Australian regulators concede…

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WA Police Recruit Community FB Admins To Help Tackle State’s Cop Shortage

Belle March 16, 2023

The Western Australian Police Force has reached out to community FB admins to step up and finally fulfil their dream of policing their turf for…

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REPORT: Tuesdays Way Shitter Than Mondays

Belle March 13, 2023

A young office worker has finally realised that Mondays are nothing to fear. Despite the culture around hating Mondays the young buck has learned that…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Rod Stewart continues to wow fans after expertly blocking an overtake on Indian Ocean Drive

Belle March 12, 2023

Rod Stewart has once again impressed his legion of septuagenarian fans by pulling off an iconic driving manoeuvre while returning to Perth after a little…

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